[plutodile]

trans pikachu reposted without cis jokes as the last one got taken down 😔 

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

@hicup

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[shobogan]

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Spider ham is the only one available it’s a whole thing

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[scepterno]

its joke

[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mayo-advance]

He... He rlly dont know the weight of his words...

[komamocha]

Oh my freaking god

[eye-co]

My flatmate taught Reneigh a poorly thought out catchphrase...

[katamarei]

[jazzboysinactive]

for Wowaka .

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Not to flex on everyone at Hannibal's dinner parties but I know what lamb is supposed to taste like

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Actually the funniest one by far is when he serves up sushi heavily implied to be ppl and claims it's flounder, like on god have none of his guests seen fish before? Did everyone else on this show eat nothing but ground beef their entire lives and are now like "oh it's duck huh? Okay yeah this seems like bird meat for sure."

[commander-ledi]

i always hated talking with miranda literally only bcs the camera angles were constantly like

[jackscarab]

OP isn’t even exaggerating.

[thanatopsick-deactivated2024052]

How do you constantly place an ass as the major focus and not even make it good

[whitepeopletwitter]

Reality is stranger than fiction

[robotsandfrippary]

that’s some Nazi shit right there.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html 

[welele]

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

if you got kids it’s time to deactivate

[pinklovehearts]

you want to get rid of the milfs?? please think this through 😔😔

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[eizneckam]

did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small