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[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[haikyuubabee]

The righteous king and his greatest decoy

[toadbreath]

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[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[dertoddesliebling]

[drawr] 冷えチキン - 2013-06-01 22:09:16

[mmoonbows]

...teru🥺🥺 a big goof tryna be edgy!!

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[astronyu]

[medblackcoffee]

all I needed was someone / when the whole wide world felt young

[sawed-on-shotgun]

touches your shoulder with one gnarled finger

i turn around and suck on it and it comes back normal length and youthful and nourished

[50x70cm]

agnes-briosch: stained glass window at petit palais, paris.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[pweeeeeeet]

3. The character you gradually warmed up to. 

[pweeeeeeet]

Yachi! I was wary of her at first because I thought she was going to turn out to be the obligatory slapdash love interest (like a lot of shounen manga tend to do)? BUT! She got her own story and turned out to be absolutely adorable quqqqq

[doubleflowered]

drew this a while ago. the great thief yatagarasu is mr. that man's daughter and u cannot convince me otherwise

[ilovecats4ever]

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.