idk

24 | what to do

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[leonbutchkennedy]

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[lgbtqiatext]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[bellcarved]

[spiribia]

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

[weaselle]

this is... not entirely false, actually 

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[oneheadtoanother]

[poplockandcroc-deactivated20251]

I think about this image almost everyday

[inthesensethat]

[tetsur0-1]

How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

[bwfambi]

zuko having one child is insane i would’ve been pregnant every damn year

#KeepPounding

[hotcrossedfangs]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs