Just another bored human being

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[quarsonist]

i know, it's so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i'm fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i'm okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.

[shadowsfavlatina]

for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can't just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn't help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.

[aztechnology]

had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

[jaffacake6]

[Image ID: A two-panel digital comic.

The first panel shows a saleswoman indicating some big pink glasses and saying "How about these ones? Girls LOVE them! They come in bubblegum pink!"

The second panel shows, with no background or speech, an incredibly goth figure staring silently. End ID]

[vendettax13]

Tbh at first I thought it was Bayonetta in the second panel and I was like 'but those are exactly the type of glasses she wears' and then I realized

[automaticsoulharmony]

Guide to Tim Fics

Hi, I've gathered a list of common tropes in Tim Fics and then I'm gonna link to other posts that have a bunch of fics of that nature. Honestly doing this for my reference, so might as well let other people see it lol

Tim Travel - in which a post/during Red Robin, Tim, gets transported to a different dimension. Typically involves a happy loving batfam taking him in

Tim Joins The Batfam Early - In which Tim is a sad, lonely child, who typically bat-watches every night. Then finds his way to the Wayne’s

Tim Joins The Batfam Late - same gist as before, this usually involves Jason not dying, or just Tim for some reason not finding his way into Robin, so now someone (typically Red Hood) finds him and brings him into the fold.

The Bats Find Out - Typically post Red Robin, the Bats find out about all the shit that he did, or other stuff that’s happened to him. There isn't a lot of these, and typically there one-shots. Some overlap with the previous category, but some don't!

Tim and Damian - I separated this from fix-its because there's enough to make it its own category and also I like it. Very simple, Tim and Damian bond and learn to love each other. These are typically pretty short but really sweet!

TimKon/Young Justice - Fics that are focused outside the bats. That's pretty much it. Some of them are just TimKon, but inevitably have the others at least mentioned.

In-Universe AU - This sounds counter institutive. Basically any fics where they change one major event, or add a relationship, or some shit. This will also include any Reverse Robin AU's because there aren't enough Tim-centric ones to make its own category.

Random Tim-bits - just for some random stuff that doesn’t fall into any of these categories, mostly one shots

If you have any other categories let me know. Also if you have any fics to list, put them in the replies! Thanks <333 (don't forget to comment on the fics you read and tell them they did a good job!)

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[animentality]

[vendettax13]

They forget the nurture factor. Percy Jackson was raised by Sally Fucking Jackson a.k.a. someone capable of marrying the worst human on earth to protect her son and then killing him the moment Gabe became unnecessary for that goal. Harry Potter was 'raised' (abused) by the Dursleys and then shown the magical world as his way out, of course he wouldn't want to rock the boat.

[nepofledgling]

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[i-love-you-beautiful]

You know what I could use some luck

[itsdragonfire13]

I think Jason Todd should be 6’ 3” so that’s he’s exactly 1 inch taller than Bruce and he gets to forever lord that over him.

[batfamfucker]

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

[batfamfucker]

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

[batfamfucker]

[whispering-imp]

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

[primeemeraldheiress]

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

[lynati]

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

[althor42]

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

[mollyhats]

Via @milfmarthawayne

[Image ID: Tags reading “#bruce to himself: #do I keep my secret identity secret or deliver the greatest punchline in the history of situational comedy” End ID]

[stormqueen280]

Not even Batman would resist. It’s the most perfect opportunity in the history of perfect opportunities.

[meandthedevilsminion]

There's four ways an Ironstrange fanfic starts:

1. They meet at some high class gala and hook up afterwards, both of them leaving with feelings and stuff.

2. Peter is in trouble and these two have to co-parent and eventually fall in love in process.

3. Post-endgame where both of em have lost too much but somehow they are only keeping each other sane so they fall in love.

Last and my most favourite one-

4. They meet pre-Ironman or during Ironman, go through messed up stages of relationship, insecurities, hurt each other, one of em comes close to dying and they both realise how much they love each other and make it work, bonus if Pepper, Christine, Rhodey, Wong or Peter are involved in getting these idiots back together.

PS: Feel free to add more.

[vendettax13]

5. Time travel.

6. Infinity war AU Dr. Strange was SO in love with Tony after seeing the future he found a different way to win.

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[bob-and-bobal-deactivated202406]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[v-1enna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[cas-gpt]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[afterhourswjay]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[stereofeathers]

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

[stereofeathers]

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

[skypretzel]

I've read a lot of fan fiction where Zuko is captured. And almost always he is saved by Gaang, Sokka or himself. But is there at least one where the Fire Nation find him? The closest is one, where they find some prisoner (Zuko), but after five minutes they try to kill him.

It's not so impossible that some patrol or squad, reconnaissance or strike, or even just a particularly lost soldier would find a captured compatriot or a prince, even if he was exiled, right? Right?

[muffinlance]

Ooo

Zuko bonding with his countrymen? Especially some common soldiers, maybe conscripts, who have been on the ground in the Earth Kingdom and Seen Some Shit™? They just want to go home, man, but they're stuck out here until the Fire Lord says otherwise.

Zuko: *can relate*

[carolofthebell]

It’s all fine while they’re scouting earth kingdom territory. But one day everyone is in high spirits, looking forward to actual beds instead of cots and to good food instead of road rations. They round the corner and see the gate. Zuko abruptly freezes in the road. This isn’t another occupied earth town it’s a full colony base. They’ve reached the border. He can’t go in.

[outcasts-redeemer]

The idea that Zuko shadows the Fire Nation/Earth Kingdom Front to undergo suicide missions to retrieve wounded soldiers, liberate POWs and deliver supplies to cut off units behind Earth Kingdom lines as well as to redistribute food and necessary building supplies that was being hoarded by greedy Top Brass to the newly “enlightened” conquered Earth Kingdom civilians is just such a Zuko thing to do.

Like Ozai is such an ego maniac that he thinks his plans are working but Azula just knows that the only reason why they’re not stuck in an endless meat grinder is because Zuko keeps fixing all the FUBAR situations that come up due to Ozai and his incompetent war council.

And on top of everything, not only are the field officers not reporting the near endless accounts of Zuko breaking the terms of Banishment, but they are activity supporting his one man mission any time they can. He may not be able to enter a fully developed colony, but there’s no rules on them going to him.