[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[anneemay]

This is making me cry

[quixoticalpostsager]

It’s like it’s physically fighting her-

[anobsessedpotato]

and she is losing in the most horrific way possible

[deathberi]

[iamnmbr3]

Harry most times that he sees a Veela: lol why is everyone acting so weird?

Harry when he sees Cedric: Omg he's so handsome and good looking and attractive.

Harry when he sees young Sirius: How is he this fit without even trying?

Harry when he sees Tom Riddle: Damn. Credit where credit it due. An 11 has entered the room.

Harry when he sees Draco: That soft, gleaming, sleek blond hair tho. Those glittering, pale grey eyes tho. I hate him. But like. I can see.

JK Rowling: I have written a heterosexual protagonist.

Me: Have you tho?

[aeshsar]

Bagged the Savior, scurry off now

[fishfingersandscarves]

they've never had sex

[chrissyjoshys]

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[sourdough-seal]

“are you a fan of - ” you misunderstand me. i am not a fan. i am not a well-adjusted, casual media enjoyer. sports language could never describe how i feel about this fictional topic

[catoswound-moved]

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

[queixumes]

[unquietgravekeeper]

Holy fuck

[vrihedd]

"The D will blow up a storm again"

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

If anyone out there are well versed in little critters and you can tell me what the FUCK these things are that would be great thanks please and thank you

[sosuperawesome]

Ceramic Drago // Natalia Reszka

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[huyandere]

in my memory your face is still undamaged

[huyandere]

the newest chapter was crazy

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

[subarupaul]

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait why did someone tag this autism. is this an autism thing

[pangur-and-grim]

THAT'S WHAT "TAKING THINGS LITERALLY" MEANS??????

I thought it meant 'taking things literally', as in metaphors and figures of speech. which means.....that I took it too literally.