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AITA I (39M) protected my fiancee (18F) from some ugly but totally benign (no, shut up I promise) truths?

EDIT: 1: ugly DMs are unnecessary. My little sparrow has fucked off somewhere else so now I’m unhappy forever so THANKS

EDIT 2: YES I’ve got no bitches since then. my wife keeps setting fires for some reason.

So, I was dealt a rotten lot in life. I was rich (AND STILL AM, FINE; ADDED FOR CLARITY) Doesn’t matter because I wasn’t the extra specialist boy.

Circumstances happened that forced me to marry a woman from a nation we rightfully colonized (all DMs about this will be blocked) have absolutely nothing to do with my current situation). I’m in love with my employee because she;s kind and intelligent and also has talked to 2 other men– like ever lmao–, so my odds are good imo. I also know women p well and can help guide her.

But she got big mad about my current wife? Idk it feels like she’s insecure about our relationship even though my “”””wife””””” has been locked in an attic for 15 years?

idk my gf sounds pretty crazy but she still won’t live in sin w me regardless of the fact that I’m stupid rich (?lmao?). Is she dumb or AITA?

mredwardrochester

AITA the love of my life might marry her cousin?

Sure she’s like 19 and I’m 40. but like. come on. guys?

EDIT: is it normal to smell smoke when you visit your wife’s prison cell. serious replies only I’m starting to choke

mredwardrochester

well. hope your happy. Ive got no bitches now.

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

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addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

ivfhnyfubpx

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

laughconfetti

loud warning

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nunnatheinsanegerbil

teaboot

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

its-your-mind

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

venusish

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

kittenisajerk

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

scarlct-vvitch

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

wizardposting666

vibinwitch

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes

raspberrypeekaboo

Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman

ancientcharm

Roman vitrum (1st century BC – 2nd century AD)

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.