Musings of a... well, me

Transfemme nonbinarish punk antifa dyke. 33. she/they. doing this little thing called dotMeow. I'm bad at Tumblr

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[teaboot]

CLICK THE FUCKING ALT TEXT

[jdotsodomite]

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

[zetarays]

hand in unedited hand

[argumate]

watching But I'm A Cheerleader and gotta say that even in the universe where conversion therapy worked I don't think it would work, as you can't eroticise heterosexuality to that degree without it becoming camp and that reads as gay, the only way to make homosexuality straight is to not care so much about it.

[argumate]

putting the camp in conversion camp, you could say.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[kayliebeanie]

[default-cube]

little miss breakfast-bait is eating a coffeeberry

[acekoral]

Really like the phrase breakfast-bait, it's like "Mutuals I'd love to make breakfast for while they are still tired in the morning and scrolling tumblr", it's great

[default-cube]

i wish mutuals could make me breakfast while i'm still tired in the morning and scrolling tumblr

[acekoral]

Distance has once again shown itself as the number one enemy of tumblr users

[oberonsson]

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

[anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019]

😮

[garrettauthor]

Oh NO.

[treacleaergia]

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

[dirtyriver]

Alicia Archer

[ex-sang-uination]

my bi heart………

[ohmightysmiter]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

[nyx-belial]

*dies*

[garrettauthor]

Oh shit.

[notlostonanadventure]

GAY KNIGHTS

[unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva]

Fellas I’m real gay

[thecarrott]

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

[rockitcat]

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!

[cleric-chono-is-my-everything]

[foggy-fox]

:3

[acekoral]

:3

[default-cube]

:3

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[i-am-a-fish]

hello Tumblr user,

petting you petting you petting you petting you I'm petting you petting you

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

[blindcat97]

You scared me!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

harvesting the tears of tumblr users as an ethical source of non-vegan table salt

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans women make this place better

[rabbitkinglune777]

not just the website but da world!

[cipheramnesia]

I'm reintroducing the idea of the spoiled and traitorous Cat into the wilds of trans femme tumblr.

[cipheramnesia]

Tumblr doesn't know about this one yet

[cipheramnesia]

The girls are hot for hounds and handlers, mech yuri, combat dolls, but they didn't know the Cat

[cipheramnesia]

The girls have a corruption kink, or they're going to, once a spoiled rotten, sickie sticky sweet Cat tempts them out past the last regret. That unholy stink that drops knights to their knees, makes hounds break their leads. Cuts a target on her flesh up a tree till those ballistics cut free. Nine lives for nine devils on your shoulders, no vows go unbroken, no Cat goes unspoken for, but she's not yours, after all you left behind for the lies and her glowing eyes. All that's left is rotted meat and one bad Cat alone in the street, crawling through litter left of her lives daring you with all six knives.

All that's left is you, your broken promises and rotted out lust, dripping down your pores, and one last death for the Cat that taunted and teased and lied and squeezed and drew you down to this, that candy coated final heartbreak she was waiting for all along. Nothing left but blood on the street.

[cipheramnesia]

They got so caught up on master servant loyalty, they forgot about the sweet taste of infidelity.