hi

nothing to see here

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[evilarmand]

So euuuu teu anjo da guarda oiiiiiiiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 então. tipo, como em seis meses você vai morrer de fome. 🥺 e se eu não te proteger, vão me: #demitir! 🫢 e isso não é Legal 🙅‍♀️ kkkkkk Então. 🙏dei uma pesquisada aqui sobre o assunto e a coisa é: posso evitar a tua morte 100%! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 Tem comida mais que suficiente para que você sobreviva sem interferir com a sobrevivência dos outros, só que você não poder ter aceso a ela! 🤨 Ueeeeeeee? 🤷‍♀️ Parece ser que a tua morte foi premeditada por milhares de coisas chamadas de "acionistas." Então. 🙏 comecei a matar gente,

[nearlysurvived]

Ich biiin's Ich bin dein Schutzengel hiii 😇 okay 🙏 also. in ungefähr sechs monaten wirst du verhungern 🥺 und wenn ich dich nicht beschütze werde ich #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut 🙅‍♀️hahaa. Also.🙏 ich hab die ursachen deines verhungerns untersucht und es stellt sich raus: dein Tod ist total vermeidbar!😯 Uh Oh!😆 Es gibt mehr als genug essen um dich zu ernähren ohne das das überleben von jemand anderem verhindert wird, aber du bist nicht erlaubt es zu haben? 🤨 Waaaaaas?🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend, ist dein Tod vorsätzlich geplant von tausenden von dingern namens "Aktionären". Also. 🙏 Ich habe Leute getötet,

[cainesmeowingmilkmaid]

Who falls first, who falls harder?

Light fell first, L fell harder

Light falls first and harder

L fell first, Light fell harder

L falls first and harder

Light falls first, both fall harder

L falls first, both fall harder

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

I'm not sure, honestly. I've always enjoyed the ship but never... thought about it in this way before. So, curious to see what the results will be!

[very-normal-person]

i genuinely had to think about this for a bit, but here is my take:

i think light fell first. he absolutely did not admit it to himself (obviously). but i think as it became clearer and clearer that l truly was the only person who understood him and who he could see as an equal, a part of him was always going to be drawn to that. and yes, that part was hidden behind blinding rage when l outwitted him, but the fact that l was able to outwit him i think did something to light. this is a boy that has always been the smartest in the room and that was always bored with everything and everyone around him and lonely because of that. and then suddenly someone thinks the way he thinks? of course he falls for that, even if it's just a little bit.

for l, i think at first he genuinely disliked light. yes, he recognised that light was smart and capable. but for me, l is someone who has to warm up to people first. i don't think he really saw light the person at first and just saw his suspect. of course he was a little fascinated by him, by how seemingly perfect light was, but i wouldn't categorise it as falling for light yet.

plus, he saw some of his own traits in light, traits that i don't think l particularly likes about himself, like competitiveness and stubbornness and a bit of childishness. in himself he has pretty much accepted these traits as something he can't change. even though he is unhappy with them, cause he would like to think of himself as logical and objective and only interested in finding answers.

but seeing these parts of himself reflected in light like that, i think makes l uncomfortable.

but then we get to the yotsuba arc, aka when light confuses the fuck out of l. and i think this is when l starts seeing light as an actual person and starts seeing light's good traits (i know, light has good traits, shocker). and he properly realises that light is his equal and maybe the only person who can really understand him (except for maybe the successors, to some extent, but how much can you really connect to a person that is training to be you?).

and the fact that they are both competitive and stubborn and a bit childish doesn't diminish that but rather amplifies the ways in which they can connect and understand each other.

light at this point has lost his memories. he is still the lonely boy who never had anyone really understand him. and now there is no reason to consider the one person who can an enemy. so now i think he falls hard.

l can't really let himself fall for light, but it definitely happens anyway.

then light gains his memory back. but as we know from misa, losing or gaining memories doesn't change the feelings that have developed for a person.

so now, l and light are pretty much in the same situation. they both know they have to defeat the other and in this case defeat means death for either of them. but they also have feelings for the other.

now the question who fell harder?

i honestly can't say, which is why i voted for both fell harder.

cause let's look at both of them.

to me, light's plan to kill l always seemed awfully convenient for him. he set it up in a way that it was an inevitability, as soon as the kira task force aquired the death note and light gained his memory back. with the 13-day-rule as his and misa's only alibi, of course l was gonna eventually test it. and as soon as he tried, light knew that rem would kill l.

light didn't have to do anything to kill l and light couldn't stop it from happening. almost like a part of him knew that it would be harder if he had to do it himself (and i fully believe, if he wanted to, he could've devised a plan that gave him more influence over l's death, but of course in his head he presented that plan to himself as the only option).

and of course, after l's death, light never spent a day without l haunting his every thought and he basically started thinking of himself as kira and l in one person.

for l, with everything he had set up, i think he was pretty much sure at this point, just before his death, that this case was going to kill him. and he accepted that. cause the only thing that mattered was proving that light was kira, because he knew it was true and he knew he had to. it doesn't seem like l had plans what to do, should he not die, but succeed in convicting light and getting him executed. cause after losing the one person he had considered an equal, what would be the point? maybe he realised that, maybe not, but either way, he was ready, willing to die. setting up a way for light to be caught after his death cause l knew he himself wasn't going to be able to do it.

personally, i think their positions here are way too similar here, to discern who fell harder. and maybe that's kind of the point.

l and light are way too alike and way too entwined with each other to make a distinction between them.

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[very-normal-person]

just stopped myself from googling "is it better to write an exam with the pen i used in the last i exam i passed, or with the pen i wrote my study notes with," cause i realised that i sound insane and the internet might not be able to provide me with the perfectly logical study i'm looking for

[deathnotewiki]

August 2, 2004:

The first big fight between Light Yagami and L.

Misa Amane garners first place in Eighteen magazine fan voting.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the book that is physically nearest to you at this moment.

[kosmogrl]

[very-normal-person]

studying for a chemistry exam rn and i need to find a way to sue the element boron

[goodmagicianproperthief]

i know we always talk about how inej represents magic to kaz but i just wanna say beyond the fact that she’s the disappearing coin—where as soon as he knew she could sneak up on him he figured out how she did it—the real essence of the magic he sees in her is her optimism.

throughout their entire time knowing each other, kaz couldn’t wrap his head around why someone who was dealt such a horrible hand by the world could still have faith in it and that’s what turns him back into the obsessed kid who stays up all night trying to figure out what makes the trick work (the reason he fell in love with magic in the first place)

the best part? it’s not only not a trick, but kaz in turn becomes the thing that is magicked, just like the coin. the determination to heal and work through his trauma along with the belief that happiness still exists seem to appear out of thin air within him after years of being a pessimistic grouch. and just like how the coin is never actually gone, neither was that part of him!!! he just needed a little help finding it again.

idk i just love how in a world full of grisha who can literally stop a heartbeat or shift tides, inej is the one thing that makes him feel like anything is possible again.

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[assan08]

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

[caztiel]

[ultraluuminary]

[gil-estel]

booty shorts that say "incapable of being normal about obi-wan kenobi"

[gil-estel]

[immaplatypus]

“so this week my town made the news for—” nope

“there’s a restaurant two miles from my house called—” nope

“today I learned [celeb] went to my high school—” nope nope nope nope nope

these are all real posts I’ve seen on the internet that allowed me to identify a user’s hometown instantly. if it’s a small town, that’s doubly dangerous, because a bad actor could trace you just by a unique first name or selfie you once posted. in an age where doxxing and stalking are some of the worst I’ve ever seen it, you HAVE to think twice about what you’re posting online.

i once saw a 13-year old post an image they noted as being “a few miles from their house.” it had a theater in the shot with a unique enough name to be local. one google maps search, now everyone knew not only what city they lived in, but the possible neighborhoods in that radius too. and they had a HUGE following…who all knew this was a 13-year-old child.

so yeah. not to sound like a 90s internet safety PSA…but I’m gonna be that PSA for a minute.

if you’re posting an image, there is NO need to say that you live there. you could just be traveling. “saw this in Montana” is better than “saw this by my house!”

before you post about a venue, especially a restaurant or small store, check and see if it’s local—CRUCIALLY if it has only one or two locations. people might travel to arenas or convention centers, but they’re far less likely to be traveling to Bartleby’s Fish and Chips. if it’s an anecdote and you still live nearby, you can honestly just leave the name out entirely.

if you’re sharing a news story, it can just be a story you found and wanted to share. you don’t have to clarify “it happened in my town,” because even if you don’t mention your town name, an easily-googled news article will.

if you’re seeing a concert or meeting a celebrity on a tour that’s stopped locally, wait until they’ve hit a few more venues before you post about it, or at the very least wait until you get home. this is honestly a smart move for any event you attend: unless you’re marketing yourself, there’s no need to advertise your location in real time.

check your selfie backgrounds for anything identifying. this includes city names on venues, school names, street signs, and house numbers.

this stuff is flexible if you no longer live in your hometown, or if your city is particularly big, but there’s STILL no reason to tie yourself to your school, your workplace, or your street. you can call it paranoid, but as someone who’s seen my friends get literal death threats over fictional characters before, the last thing I want is someone willing to act on those threats finding out where they live.

anyway. PSA over. does a kickflip or whatever

[emlovestarwars]

Can’t believe we know nothing about this scene

[samstree]

R2-D2's favoritism towards Anakin is so funny like, he's canonically the most foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, grump old cat-coded droid. The cute appearance is only an illusion to lure you in just so he can tase you, and maybe also kick you from behind just because he wants to. Even the disney princess Obi-Wan loved by all animals on first sight doesn't get along with R2. But he just. likes. Anakin. He's the wingman, he's emotional support, he's a good helper in battle. He carries snacks and checks if Anakin is hungry. He looks at this also ill-tempered angsty goth kid and said, yep that's my bff. Meanwhile Anakin goes around saying things R2 is a sweetheart 😌he's a little angel he's literally the best buddy anyone could ask for and I will risk my life to save him. Everyone else just looks like the demon droid and be like what the fuck are you talking about.

[moncalas]

you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.

you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.

you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.

you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.

you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.

you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.

you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.

you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.

[willgrahamscock]

when people include hannigram in a list of queerbait couples I lose a little bit of my sanity because, you’re telling me you watched every episode with hopefully full brightness and somehow thought that hannibal was asking his good old pal if he’s feeling paternal and staring straight at will’s ass with his x-ray vision pointing directly at his hole?