Very White Rice

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[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[jaxsotherblog]

I think we should turn the orb we ponder into some sexy tumblr man and ship him with the wizard

[jaxsotherblog]

hm

[grassbreads]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Now you can understand how it sounds when i hear any siren

[terbo-dreamscape]

art

[ruimtetijd]

tornado sirens normally: 📢⚠️🌪 THERES A TORNADO 📢💥❗️

these tornado sirens: 💫🌸✨ there's a tornado 🥰 🌈🌱

[bunjywunjy]

✨😻💖🎶four tornadoes 🎶💖😻✨

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Okay we don't get tornadoes in Wales so I am admittedly unsure of the etiquette but if four of the fuckers are going off simultaneously should he not be staying in a house right now

[skelly-swears]

Tornados move fast and are erratic

it's best to get in a storm cellar or the most internal room of your house

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

So... not wandering around outside making a Tiktok of the pretty sound?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Categories of answers I have received to this question:

It's probably just Wednesday

It's probably a test (context clues suggest these two answers are related)

Yeah but you have to go outside to see the pretty clouds first

It's fine, the tornado is probably the other side of the town

Mid-westerners have no self-preservation instincts and like to watch the houses fly past

Thank you to everyone who submitted this data for my analysis, my conclusion is that I don't understand America

[tidyturnip]

MURICA YEAH

[nah--fam]

trans-humanish:

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[dieselcrab-deactivated20241213]

[areyousanta]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

[areyousanta]

fullmetal alchemist

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[goobra]

nancy reagan turning out to have been the throat goat is actually the best way to end 2021

[goobra]

the woman had that gluck gluck 9000. gave that good gooseneck. she was on the MGM lot giving out that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy.

[goobra]

turns out the former FLOTUS is actually the THROATUS

[verywhiterice]

what the fuck

[b8artblog]

[curioscurio]

[curioscurio]

[brucebocchi]

[wrathandruin-blog]

#puberty strikes again

[wereopossum]

son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon

[jumperboyfriends-deactivated201]

^

[yv-sketches]

I’ve seen this post on pinterest, but I never thought I’d find the actual thing.

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 11th, 2013

[guerrillatech]

[emiliascorner]

ACTUALLY it won't.

This is a solar flare and the earth's magnetic field shields us from it. This is something that happens regularly (you have already experienced this) and thanks to the electromagnetic field it gets directed away from us. It's pretty neat.

[calstone-light-o]

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

[tparadox]

I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

[seabassapologist]

I had to google this because it sounded fake but

[mysharona1987]

[jaubaius]

Graphics glitch makes for entertaining weather report…🔊 🔊

[fenix-minerva]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Animorphs into myself

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[norwayspruce]

Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit

[mega-taiga]

McDonalds announces new "Minecraft" burger. 17 injured 4 found dead

[minecraft-news-real]

they didn’t do that

[mega-taiga]

i love lying

[minecraft-news-real]

you’re sick