vetilo

depressed wreck

[vetilo]

I'm back mofos

Twitters a hellscape and my accounts compromised or at least I'm on some list of the Chinese gov.

I'm Marxist and yes, fuck the revisionist cpc

[datamogging]

"Data, in your interactions with 21st century internet culture, have you discovered a way to improve the warp drive?"

"I have, sir. It involves synthesizing a new form of dilithium crystals into a new lattice structure. However, it will require the aid of an individual from that period whose history and research procedures may be considered 'unorthodox' by Starfleet standards."

"How 'unorthodox' exactly, data?"

"...So let me get this straight. After all of the manipulation, back-stabbing, and other horrible things you've accused me of over these past few months, you just think you can waltz on back here and ask for my help?"

"Mr. White, you said it yourself when we first met. 'We need to cook...'"

"...bitch."

[datamogging]

Jesse...how did you become so knowledgeable about developing crystal meth? The lattice structure must be hundreds of times denser than anything I've ever seen us make before. We're getting to levels of supersaturation that I didn't think were theoretically possible.

That is an astute observation, Mr. White. In actuality, the crystal lattice grows on the basis of a Dilithium framework, a sub-element of Lithium. This allows the amphetamine to become supersaturated on a scale of several orders of magnitude, usually ranging between 10^22 to 10^26 concentrations.

What... what the fuck are you talking about, Jesse? Dilithium crystal lattices? Supersaturation calculations?... you're not Jesse, are you? What have you done with my partner?

You are correct, Mr. White. The truth is that this is all an illusion. You and everyone you know have been dead for over three hundred years. Given your understanding of methamphetamine compounds and their effects, we have recreated you in a holographic chamber to utilize your expertise in developing new crystal variants to power our starship's engines. In your era's nomenclature, dilithiun crystals are a crank so potent that it literally distorts space-time to make faster than light travel possible.

So what you're saying is, you resurrected me in the 24th century... to manufacture super meth... that your ship runs on...? That after being dead for centuries, my only reason for existing is to make "space crank?!"

...that is correct.

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[vetilo]

my dream was to attend a functioning school and be able to go to therapy, not waste myself in a bar

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rainbow-femme]

Considering the declining retention rate I don’t feel like they have the room to lose 20 years of Catholics, Pope should just write them a note to give to St. Peter saying they’re excused

[vetilo]

lmao

[vetilo]

feeling angy

might file some passive aggressive complaints to local education dept

[vetilo]

feeling good

[vetilo]

feeling angy

might file some passive aggressive complaints to local education dept

[retrogamingblog2]

[vetilo]

fuck this shit

Uni's pushed off on campus teaching again and we can't even go back to our dorms. I just booked a train ticket and they come off with some fucking papers saying nah you'll have to cancel that at ur own cost. COVID is a bitch I'm stuck hiding from shitty parents in a hotel, cut off from socializing, no chance of counselling meets, a whole ass city away from my hospital for refills. Bloody fuck I have to callback my luggage I mailed to school cuz I thought I'd be back this fucking Sunday and that's another bloody expense

It's been what. 3 years now? Fuck this shit

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[danbydraws]

A Perfect Shot

[allycattiny]

It took me so long to get that it was literally a “bullseye”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pembrokewkorgi]

@ihatejonarbuckle

[aeonchangeling]

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

[nightf4iry]

wholesome

[lennythereviewer]

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

[cloudstation]

Nft bros on twitter

[vetilo]

*triggering* murdering of children

a women abducted a child from his mother from a bakery, brought them to a rooftop, and thru them off the building.

the child did not make it, and eye witnesses claim to have seen the child survive the initial impact while looking for their mother and asking for a hug.

the women is now detained and was found to have made posts online about randomly assaulting/murdering male children, claiming that these children are a part of the oppressive patriarchy and endeared by those who have oppressed them.

p1. local police social media post

p2. alleged eye witness post

p3. alleged record of the suspect and others threatening to target random children

[user87262893]

can you explain why not telling a gay person you're trans before sex is bad? i just can't understand how that's literally considered "rape"

Rape by deception is when you lie about the nature of the sex act taking place. Like, if your partner secretly takes off the condom, they're led you to believe you're having protected sex when you're not, which is rape by deception. If I lead a blind man to believe I'm his wife and have sex with him, that's rape by deception. If an identical twin claims to be the others partner to obtain sex, that's rape by deception.

In the case of a trans woman, its saying "you're penetrating/performing oral on a vagina" when in actuality you're penetrating/performing oral on a surgically constructed hole made of inverted penile tissue and colon. Additionally, the deception lies in the act of a trans woman saying to a male partner "this is heterosexual sex" when in fact its homosexual sex.

I hope this helps!

[user87262893]

@homestuckday a vagina is a muscular canal lined with nerves and mucus membranes. It connects the uterus and cervix to the outside of the body, allowing for menstruation, intercourse, and childbirth. It is a key part of female hormonal cycles and regulation. The cells in the outer layer of the tissue stores glycogen. During ovulation, this layer is shed. The glycogen is broken down by bacteria and helps maintain a pH level to protect the vagina against potentially harmful bacteria and fungi, keeping internal organs safe.

The fact that you think a penetratable hole is the same thing as a vagina speaks to your misogyny, and lack of understanding of biological systems.

That's like me saying that an unpopped pimple is the same as a brain, since they're both squishy and pink. Though in your case, this might be closer to the truth.

[doom-ocean]

Today I learned that all vaginas are actually inverted penises

[maneth985]

Actually they are. We all start with penises at first during our time in the womb, at some point the female turns into a vagina. Do I think a trans person should disclose their partner or one night stand that they're trans? Probably, is not like they're not gonna find out during sex so might as well let them know upfront. I don't think a trans person would want to hook up with someone who isn't okay with being with a trans person anyway.

[cisthoughtcrime]

there is no way you're really stupid enough in real life to believe that we all start with penises in the womb and they become vaginas. like seriously are you just saying what you wish were true?

and sex isn't about what you can tolerate passively in a partner, it isn't just "oh I guess I can handle sex with a penis" we're allowed to say "I actively want to interact sexually with a vulva and vagina" (btw, that's an actual vulva and vagina, not just any surgically constructed fuckhole)

[vetilo]

forgot where i heard this but the consent-tea analogy is really good

“u want tea?”

“yeah sure”

“there u go (boba milk tea)”

“oh u didnt tell me u put boba in there”

“so what” *shoves boba down guest's throat*

[vetilo]

ppl really be posting .raw files of nfts huh

[marbleguard]

I think Reddit is creepy because it shows you exactly what your average man thinks and acts like. On the surface it all appears very mundane and innocent, lots of fun and jokes and even heartfelt posts (mostly man-to-man). But then as soon as it comes to women? They devolve into absolutely insane, illogical, and sociopathic misogyny.

The example that comes to mind is a post a man made in r/TIFU about how he was so tired of his wife venting to him about her stress at work that to shut her up, while she was talking he whipped out an old “free blowjob, anytime” gag gift she got him many years ago and demanded it be fulfilled then and there as a “half-joke.” When she got mad, he felt it was even funnier. But then she threatened to leave him, so he’s shocked and feels like a victim.

Cut and dry case here, right? Clearly this is not funny and is major asshole behavior. I saw women on radblr post a link claiming that all of the comments were revolting. But the post had tens of thousands of upvotes, surely with that amount of exposure there would be some voices of dissent in the comments? I couldn’t believe it.

The straight men in the comments had nothing critical to say. Instead, I kid you not— because I know this sounds like an exaggeration— every single one (except a single individual, elaborated on below) said something along the lines of “I’ve always wanted to do that! Congrats for living out the dream. Sorry she’s being a bitch about it.”

I became a bit obsessive and went digging for critical comments. I was sifting through hundreds, then thousands, and didn’t find any until way far down. And they were almost all by women (95%). When I found a couple from male accounts, I clicked on their profiles, intrigued— THEY WERE ALL GAY MEN. I looked through almost every fucking comment on that post. Literal thousands. I found ONE. (1). critical comment from a straight man. One. There were about 3,000 comments on this post (I just checked again). Let’s say 2,000 of them were from straight men. So 1/2,000...

0.05% of straight men. That’s how many straight men saw an issue with the situation. 99.95% of your average, Reddit browsing men, think the story is hilarious and envy the OP for “having the balls to do it”

and this was my true and final black pill moment. Men will never see you as human, not even the ones you bond with and choose to spend your lives with. The only option is separatism.