[saintskeptic]

category is: government-employed conspiracy-uncoverer wifeguys who sleep on their couch

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[midnaxlink]

[feelmyroarrrr]

[jirachibaby]

Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. What would she think of me now?

Do not repost! Please reblog instead.

[llybianlovescooljpegs]

And here’s Doumeki!

[mycloverfield]

Holy sh*t!???

[tacciane]

Pokémon White 2 (ポケットモンスター ホワイト ２)

ジョインアベニュー - Join Avenue

[alrightzuko]

Katara + every wardrobe change throughout Avatar the Last Airbender

[taikova]

how incredibly awesome is it to have a fat main character with relatable problems who deconstructs tropes about masculinity and boyhood by being kind and empathetic. steven is absolutely the best main character ever created and is my all time favourite character.

[taikova]

desperate!

[taikova]

plain steven lineart!

[rubydragon16]

— There’s a first for everything....

            【特報】ユーリ!!! on ICE 劇場版 : ICE ADOLESCENCE

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[larval-tear]

[feet-achy]

can YOU FUCKING HEAR my hearbeat,MOTHERFUCKING TIRED of feeling never enough

[bullsfish]

Birth of a living legend.

Ice adolescence, I'm ready. Young Victor is here to win.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[hoork]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

This fucking site…

[dexpairs-blog]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[thatboidark-deactivated20200829]

I’ve had a very hard day and this actually made me feel better.

[eiyuu]

@honeybee-mercenary