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plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

hyumjim

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

pipalypso

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

pipalypso

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

pipalypso

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

logicgirl

aquarius and 3 am to 2 pm

viennesewaltz

AQUARIAN DISASTER COMIN THRU

#2-11 for sure

mediamattersforamerica

WOW. Watch these 3 minutes from Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen talking about what Trump doesn’t understand about the national anthem and the right to protest. Compare this to any right-wing media whining and that’s why this is one to remember.

texnessa

Dale Hansen is a fucking treasure. He admitted he was a childhood victim of sexual abuse in the hopes that it would encourage others to come forward and seek help. He has been an ardent supporter of scholar-athletes and of gay players in the NFL and of trans athletes.

“I’m not always comfortable when a man tells me he is gay; I don’t understand his world. But I do understand that he is part of mine.”

#perfect #politics #racism

mieczyslawstilniski

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

prydonianrenegade

… the HELL you mean, “went wrong”????? The gawddamn audacity…

emolumentsclause-deactivated201

this is definitely a thing in russia though. the hermitage cats, hello. they even have their own wikipedia page.

they do an amazing job and i love them all

#YES #cats

penicillium-pusher

I don’t trust Maroon 5

captocie

why

penicillium-pusher

Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird.

Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. They’re even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And it’s understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Don’t Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed… to name a FEW.

These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. It’s always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, they’re awesome.

But here’s the thing. They’re never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, they’re only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. They’re considered good, I suppose….. but not great. Not the best.

How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me it’s zero. For many of you, it’s zero. If you’re thinking to yourself “what? No I love them, they’re my fave!” Are you sure? Are you really sure? They’re your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. You’re just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time you’d come up with another answer. Everyone always does.

But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. They’ve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.

I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. It’s great music.

But the twist is that they’ll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. They’ll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. They’ll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. They’ll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.

I hope Adam Levine knows I’m on to him. I know what he did.

kayleefabulous

gritty my fair lady revival

chromolume

escapist passion revival

non-binary-laurie-strode

anything goes, but in space

kayleefabulous

the best little whorehouse in texas, but make it fashion

jdvancefreefeetpics

dadaist Annie

sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv

minimalist follies

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2

regietheater She Loves Me

kayleefabulous

brechtian hello, dolly!

boyga-king

Children’s theater urinetown

itsonlyagay

Absurdist really rosie

godlessondheimite

starlight express

emolumentsclause-deactivated201

cats but everyone’s dressed like that girl from your high school who wore cat ears every day

onlytwitterpics

#about me

hamilfessions

thebaconsandwichofregret

this gets funnier when you see the time stamp

#about me

annushorribilis

squat-mitzvah-deactivated202010

i’m sorry, i’m reblogging again within an hour but this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while

lilttlekingtrashmouth

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

#about me

actupny

At a recent dance party, people took to the streets in New York City to celebrate. But why aren't more local, state or national groups promoting the truth?

On a Sunday afternoon in late April, there was a small but buoyant dance party at the fairly new outdoor AIDS memorial in New York City’s Greenwich Village, which had once been ground zero of the AIDS epidemic.

[…]

The reason for the party? It was to celebrate and promote the fact that we now know with certainty that people with HIV whose meds make the virus undetectable in their blood (as confirmed by lab tests) cannot transmit the virus to sexual partners. In New York City, a host of organizations – including the health department and Housing Works – have been part of an effort in recent years to end New York State’s AIDS epidemic by 2020. Now, they’re rallying behind the Undetectable = Untransmittable or U=U message, which is the national rallying cry of the Prevention Access Campaign.

In recent months, a stunning array of prominent international agencies and individuals have signed onto a U=U consensus statement saying that, based on modern science, undetectable people cannot transmit HIV. They include AIDS United, GMHC, the Human Rights Campaign, the International AIDS Society, the UK’s National AIDS Trust and the National Alliance of State and Territorial AIDS Directors (NASTAD), to name just a few.

“U=U is such incredible news that we’ve been saying we should be dancing in the streets about it,” says Bruce Richman, who started Prevention Access Campaign. Richman says he’s been eager to get the U=U word out since he learned in 2012 that because he was undetectable he was not infectious. (He was diagnosed with HIV in 2003.)

Even since then, scientific evidence for U=U has continued to mount in a series of very large studies, such as one released early last year finding that among nearly 900 serodiscordant (one HIV+, one HIV-) gay and straight couples followed over 16 months, there was no evidence of HIV infection despite their having condomless sex.

This has massive health, prevention and legal implications. It means that HIV-positive folks and their HIV-negative sexual partners can all but stop freaking out about the possibility of transmission. It also renders even more outdated various state laws from the 1980s and 1990s that criminalize HIV-positive people for endangering sexual partners when they don’t disclose their HIV status. Finally, it should serve to reduce the stigma suffered by HIV-positive people, who are often made to feel as if they are second-class citizens for carrying an infectious virus.

But despite all that – and despite the fact that U=U has essentially attained global scientific and advocacy consensus – national, state and local entities still do little to broadcast this fact to the general American public. A brief review of the main HIV webpages for health departments nationwide serving those states and cities hardest hit by HIV found that not one stated in clear language that people with undetectable HIV were incapable of transmitting the virus.

[…]

“None of the websites are saying this, none of the marketing campaigns,” says Richman. “I’ve found that people who know this information tend to be privileged, have private insurance, are often white. That is so unjust that information that concerns our social, sexual and reproductive health and lives is being withheld.”

Richman can become very passionate when talking about how little the HIV health establishment has done thus far to make U=U general knowledge. “When I realized that the power structure thought people with HIV were irresponsible and couldn’t understand this info, I was furious,” he says. “This information changed my life, lifted my feelings of shame and being toxic. That was so freeing.”

“Everyone,” he adds, “should clearly have that information.”

jenroses

I’m in tears. This is so huge.

#important #this is amazing!!!!!!!

carudamon119

#me

ithelpstodream

akamine-chan

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

lindentreeisle

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

emolumentsclause-deactivated201

“one more wave in an ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is absolute poetry

#phenomenal

egg-tampon

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

mycatstail

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

cosmog

ok there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting nightblogging is like “what if apples screamed when we bit them?” shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”. nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada