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Seven of Nine's catsuit and heels are pissing me off.

#mae speaks #star trek #star trek voyager #seven of nine #give her a better outfit :/

My air conditioner is fucked up so I just had a heat induced nightmare about like trying to put a bunch of snakes in a jar

vigilante-duck-hawk

I thought the ac was fixed but when I got home last night it was 90 in my apartment so clearly it's not. I called the emergency maintenance line and she said the ac guy would reach out first thing this morning but now its fucking 10 and I haven't heard anything.

#mae speaks #im about to call the emergency line again #my poor kitties are so hot rn :(

maryscully

i really wish that no one used terms terf and tirf. it is called just a radical feminist

kiefbowl

"uh women do this bad thing too" okay good for herrrr this is double standards wednesday

#double standard friday #!!!

My air conditioner is fucked up so I just had a heat induced nightmare about like trying to put a bunch of snakes in a jar

#mae speaks

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

I would rather die than see Q on Voyager ever again I fucking hate that guy. Every conversation he has with Janeway is disgusting.

#mae speaks #star trek #star trek voyager #i just watched s3 ep11 #its the episode where hes trying to convince janeway to mate with him #its awful

It's my birthday and I'm off my meds 🤪

#mae speaks #and at work #i didnt realize i would be out before my next drs appt :/#im going to call tomorrow because its another week til my appt and i cant do this shit much longer #i was already planning on asking for a dosage increase i didnt need a reminder of my baseline #the big 25

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

ziggy-scardust

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

Ahh my favorite tattoo artist has raised her prices since the last time I went to her. I still have enough in my budget to get what I'm planning but oof

#mae speaks #good for her tho #she deserves it

youre braver than me for pooping at work tbh

Bro I didn't have a choice today. Idk what happened to me lol

#mae speaks

Pooping like crazy at work ;p

#mae speaks #okay one thing i miss about my other job is the ability to go the bathroom pretty much whenever i wanted