Vil-nye The Tarot Guy

Hi! I’m viel they/he, I do tarot and divination work, I’m a Helpol worshiper, primarily of Aphrodite and Zeus (there are post about that behind all of the chaos) I DONT RÉPOND TO ASKS FOR DONATIONS Please ask me questions I love answering them :3

[memories]

#osdd 1b and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by vil-nye

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[khaire-traveler]

In times of need, it is to Hermes I call.

In times of struggles, it is on Hermes I fall.

In times of triumph, Hermes stands with me, tall.

In times of weakness, Hermes helps with the haul.

...

Children of humanity, Hermes is there for us all.

[itssjanedoe]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[sandersstudies]

I think it’s actually essential as elective GLP1 companies continue to glamorize malnourishment that I never shut up about being a girl who eats and loves food and enjoys food and enjoys being FULL and satisfied and satiated

I am a human being who enjoys carbs and sugars and grease and fat and salt and big portions because my prehistoric ancestors LIVED by it and put those cravings into my genes

[sandersstudies]

Went out and got the most DELECTABLE flautas today my friends. Everyone (but ESPECIALLY girls, women, and fems) tell me your most recent incredible food experience, or a food experience you are looking forward to.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

[amorphousmassofflesh]

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also I ended up having to upgrade to windows 11 to solve the problem btw

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[embroiderycrafts]

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms!", sighed Colin, as the world around him dissolved into space and his feathers took on hues he had never seen before, as he transformed into ✨ Cosmic Pidge ✨ 🐦 ✨ by hvalur87 on reddit.

[vil-nye]

My body: oh we’re stressed??? How strange. Okay uhh what should I do. Histamine? I should relise more histamine? I’m so good at my job. I’m gonna release more histamine

[vil-nye]

Genuinely one of my post popular posts which is extremely funny when you consider I get like 1 note every 4 months. Slow but consistent notes

[storyweavingspider]

Will you grant me a portion of your energy, that one day white supremacy shall be defeated by our hands?

Take what I am willing to give right now and grow stronger

I cannot give you energy, but take this other boon and grow stronger

I stand against you and the tides of change, and will fall accordingly

Voting ended onMay 10

PASS THIS ON, THAT THROUGH EACH NEW CONNECTION WE MAY GROW ACCORDINGLY. TOGETHER WE RISE

[britain-offical]

I DID IT AGAIN

3 scoops flour and 2 scoops sugar in my tea.

you're already banished. I don't know what else to do

[britain-offical]

I CRUSHED 1 BBQ CHIP INTO MY TEA

surprisingly good

what.

banishment.