Vil-nye The Tarot Guy

Hi! I’m viel they/he, I do tarot and divination work, I’m a Helpol worshiper, primarily of Aphrodite and Zeus (there are post about that behind all of the chaos) I DONT RÉPOND TO ASKS FOR DONATIONS Please ask me questions I love answering them :3

[memories]

#osdd 1b and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by vil-nye

[dragonfly-pterostigma]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[vil-nye]

Look up and live!!! My favourite ominous Aussie sign

[view-from-up-here]

[bunhed]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[jcaspertheghost]

I.FORGOT I HAD THIS QUEUED !!!

[namelessennes]

i think every disabled person with ableist family should be given 10 000 moneys effective immediately

[what-even-is-thiss]

I did such a good job making a delicious home cooked dinner tonight for my family and the uncaring universe has rewarded me with a migraine.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My gorgeous chicken tacos confirmed to not be an effective ward against the cold uncaring nature of pain.

[batshit-auspol]

In a rare double own-goal the Young Nationals (the youth wing of a conservative party) posted this in their own Facebook comment section today

Naturally they have been getting completely roasted for it in the comments, leading the page to clarify they were actually referencing another blunder.

Problem is, it was a blunder by another Nationals MP that had largely gone unnoticed, so they've just dunked on their own brand twice.

The comments on both are, of course full of references to one of the great AusPol comment blunders of all time, making it possibly a rare three-for-one stuff up.

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

lowkey forgot how ass my editing skills were but idc be free its the vibes that count

also @introverted-author

[shortace]

I feel like politicians' insults about each other have really gone down hill. These days it's all "moron" and "loser", so childish. Think what you will of Paul Keating, but he gave us such gems as "he's a shiver waiting for a spine", "debating him is like being flogged with warm lettuce", "he's like a lizard on a rock: alive but looking dead", "he's all tip and no iceberg".

Where's the creativity these days?!

[myrtaceaae]

Every time I get to introduce someone to the Howard DJs Like A Mad Cunt meme, an angel gains its wings

[myrtaceaae]

[myrtaceaae]

Every time I get to introduce someone to the Howard DJs Like A Mad Cunt meme, an angel gains its wings

[guerrillatech]

[audible-smiles]

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

[ominous-signs]

Official please put yourself first sign

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[khaire-traveler]

In times of need, it is to Hermes I call.

In times of struggles, it is on Hermes I fall.

In times of triumph, Hermes stands with me, tall.

In times of weakness, Hermes helps with the haul.

...

Children of humanity, Hermes is there for us all.

[itssjanedoe]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal