Terribly confused heathen

Fringe creature. I don't eat soap but I want to.

[flipflibberinflippinghell]

We stan

[deathbypanther6]

Stealing their signs doesnt stop the protesting it just makes you look like an asshole, they dont steal your signs when you protest so what gives you the right? Or do you feel that entitled to silence someones right to protest or practice their freedom of speech? I dont know i just find it interesting that as soon as your told you cant protest you get angry but think its okay to do that to someone else. Also thats stealing private property and you can and will get arrested for theft. Just saying.

[geekandmisandry]

I absolutely feel entitled to silence someone who is using their voice to oppress, demean and take advantage of vulnerable people and you would too if you weren't a bottom dwelling coward.

[vildervalden-blog]

Steal all their bloody signs!

[kittyknowsthings]

Therapist: What is it about this generation that bothers you?

Hastur: I give them the intro tour and they say shit like “ooh spooky lol.”

Therapist: That’s not so bad.

Ligur: When we showed one girl the pit of everlasting flames, she sighed and said “big mood.”

[vildervalden-blog]

Best

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[vildervalden-blog]

Rut this is you

[vildervalden-blog]

Tell her

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[awed-frog]

Unfortunately, I’m starting to understand that human life is based upon a set list of regular tasks. None of those are particularly impossible or even overwhelming, but if you start to neglect them, then they pile up and close down on you like those moving walls in horror-mummy movies. So apparently the answer is you have to do something every day. You have to be 75% efficient every day, no matter how hard or unpleasant or boring it is.

[vildervalden-blog]

Why I ceased to function I guess

[vildervalden-blog]

And also everyone affected by the nuclear fallout

[spidyspence]

just some ADHD things

i had something but i put it down and i can’t remember where and now i can’t remember what it was either but i had something

i am BORED

i am now doing something but i am still BORED

i have homework and things i need to do but i am going to spend the next 12 hours doing something completely different

i have homework and things i need to do but i am going to spend the next 12 hours doing absolutely nothing

i am still bored so i am going to try to do four different things at once

that did not work and now i’m both annoyed and bored

i’m going to watch a movie

the movie is over, can someone tell me what it was about?

i think i was supposed to remember to bring something today but i can’t remember what it is

i have deduced from the twenty post its on my desk, the three alarms on my phone, the reminder on my mirror and the sign on my bed that i was indeed supposed to take that book to school this morning

i forgot

i am still BORED

i’m going to do something so i’m not bored anymore

it’s three in the morning and i think i’m supposed to be asleep but i finally finished this thing

i don’t remember what happened in the last 12 hours because i was hyper focusing on this thing

time to vibrate and shake in my seat

time to bother everyone else by talking about this very specific thing and nothing else for the next three days

wait what was i talking about again?

i don’t remember but here are three other vaguely related stories that i need you to hear

someone let me sit in a wheely chair so i’m just going to be over here spinning around in circles for the next hour

BORED

[vildervalden-blog]

Dont call me and my friends out like this

[official-bremen]

[sinnsenke]

landstraße bring mich heim an den ort wo ich hingehööööööör ilemnauuu himmelblau landstraße bring mich heim

[vildervalden-blog]

Singing this next time we meet @spraakentusiast

[swarnpert]

nooo dont sacrifice yourself on a cross to save humanity’s sins your so sexy haha

[vildervalden-blog]

@toadhateblog read this in your voice

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[vildervalden-blog]

@demonindistress this is you

[reducto1art]

We need your help.

I guess I will be taken to prison by Chinese government one day, because of this art I drew, or the things I said.

I am from Hong Kong. As you may not know, this is a special administration region of China. We (still) have our own legal system, and freedom of speech, that’s why I can access to everywhere in the internet without censorship (I get ask a lot). Recently, over a million of people are protesting against the Extradition Law. It was an extremely-almost-impossible fight and many students are injured horribly by the police force. I WAS THERE.

If the extradition law is passed, which means that China can “took” anyone from Hong Kong back to China as “prisoners”. Oh you don’t wanna know what China will do to those innocent people …

The government is forcing the law on us. We couldn’t do this on our own. We need more attention from other countries. Please spread this message out.

The Washington Post The Guardian

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[vildervalden-blog]

Me

[vildervalden-blog]

Bunch of self portraits cuz I'm rusty at drawing

[vildervalden-blog]

How to piss off norwegians in one single step

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[vildervalden-blog]

For those of you who asked why I insist on this before I cannibalize wandering children who eat the walls of my house

[frogingly]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Her rival.

[evilkaito]

they are girlfriends

[vildervalden-blog]

For my friend who loves toads @toadhateblog

[geekandmisandry]

Learning to take compliments is so powerful.

Like, I’m not great at them still, I never know what to say that doesn’t sound like a dork and I tend to go with “oh my god, so are you!” and get all flustered and happy. But it is so much better than turning them down, than rejecting them out loud or internally, than letting than inner voice of doubt and self loathing become your outer voice.

And once you stop letting it speak out loud it becomes a lot easier to mute that inner demon and sometimes genuinely make it go away. Letting other people love and appreciate you is a form of self care that I can’t recommend enough.

[vildervalden-blog]

I'm working on this it's so hard though