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I be like “idc” then post these on instagram so I can manipulate him into texting me back like an insane person

#will it work? who knows #at least I look sexy in the meantime #my ig is xo.cydney btw if y’all care lmaoo #update: he finally texted me after us literally not interacting all week :)#me #my face #selfie

setulose

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

setulose

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

setulose

HUGE NEWS

det395

junkfoodcinemas

Escape from New York (1981) dir. John Carpenter

valend

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

handweavers

i keep thinking about this post and laughing

#I did one time

slugbus

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

letsnotandsaywewantedto

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

sabertoothwalrus

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

sabertoothwalrus

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

sabertoothwalrus

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity

EXACTLY.

schistcity

a small collection

dogpuppy

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

ari-kari

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jasontoddsguns

“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

derinthescarletpescatarian

My instinctive reaction to this post was to be like "Batman wouldn't kill the other Batman because he wouldn't deliberately kill anyone" and then I realised that I was falling into exactly what this post is talking about

kitkatpancakestack

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.