queen of losersville

ellie • she/they • variety show • 🇺🇸🇨🇺

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[hangsawoman]

a review for the lottery by shirley jackson

[dogpuppy]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[kwzr6977tvuuytr67-deactivated20]

[beadyeyes]

Literally

[animentality]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[xmckvrx]

I'm self censoring for the sake of my digital footprint

🎥/📸: me

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[dogpuppy]

[loveletterworm]

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[mossycakes]

theres this guy called assad zaman and, well... (suddenly gets choked up) (makes cut motion to the camera and removes mic pack)

[romancebullets]

guys u can’t hate scarecrow and think she’s nothing and say she’s boring geoff rickly loves scarecrow do you not care about the opinions of women

[romancebullets]

THATS RIGHT