queen of losersville

ellie • she/they • variety show • 🇺🇸🇨🇺

[feignedremote]

Big news gamers... Engels says actually men are bourgeois

[cloudabserk]

“it’s wrong to imply ryan gosling is gay”

[cloudabserk]

the discourse happening in my comments that lead to me posting this btw:

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[robinstome]

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

[jenny-holzer]

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[un-father]

[mxmgttf]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[tomatoinyourgarden]

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

[berrytart]

Feminists … have fought… for the right … to use Botox…..

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[creepymutelilbugger]

reblogs disabled by op but i want this on my page again

[kuttithevangu]

In folk music men are always dying in industrial accidents and women are always haunting stuff. What if a woman dies in an industrial accident and a man walks these hills in a long black veil. What then

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[segamascott]

it's called boys night

[homunculus-argument]

Looking at junk fashion shops for DIY ideas and the way this harness is styled is. Intriguing.

What fucking event would you be going to while dressed like this.

[homunculus-argument]

okay quick quiz: which one did you assume the original post meant?

OP claims to not know what bondage harnesses are for

OP does not understand why one would combine a bondage harness with formalwear

Voting ended onMar 23

[jackironsides]

Local BDSM Club's Awards Night and you're on the short list for Most Improved

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

you've just started a new cater waiter gig and the dress code doesn't have any restrictions on accessories (yet.)

[homunculus-argument]

Outfit that says "I am about to be the reason why they'll add a list of banned accessories to the company dress code"