Virgen Maruja

bruja maruja no puede manejar

[virginmaruja]

I'm a math undergraduate.

I'm not the best tutor.

But I'll answer any questions to the best of my ability.

Also I'm procrastinating on my own studies but that's besides the point.

Dear you,

The way that I’m gonna kiss you on the lips. KIDDING, but you’re actually so kind.

I’ll get back to you on this when I actually sit down to do this dumbass homework. But you’re a gift from the heavens above, fr.

Thank you so much for offering to help.

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja

[virginmaruja]

Math Mayhem: A Sequel

Dear Brujas,

I'm about to fuck a nerd so he can help me with my math homework. PLEASE SEND HELP PLEASE I NEED IT

No song of the post for you bitches, I'm sick to my stomach.

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja

[virginmaruja]

Math Mayhem

Dear Brujas,

Here's something about me; I don't know how to do math. I'm so stupid, it's actually shameful.

I failed my college math class and now I'm retaking it. On top of that, I already have an F in this stupid retake class. I actually hope I fucking die, this is so STUPID. IM STUPID, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Why the fuck am I finding x and y when I should be finding a dad that loves me like DAMN

So, if theres any mathematicians that would like to help me through my math 126 class, I would greatly appreciate it. I can't pay you, but out of the kindness of your own heart, help a wonderful girl with aspirations and goals out with this stupid math class.

(I actually mean that so sincerely. Please, if someone is willing to help, message me or comment or something.)

Song of the post:

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja

[bambiali]

[virginmaruja]

You Bitches Are Filthy.

Dear Brujas,

I have this dilemma every couple of weeks. And it's the feeling that everyone is filthy and they're making me feel dirty and vile. Not like actually stinky filthy but like your soul is evil filthy.

I had it when I was talking to this guy. He didn't do anything inherently wrong but there was something off about him. Maybe it's my intuition, but I had a panic attack over it. Literally heaving. So, I blocked him on everything without warning because he made me feel so DIRTY.

Now, this happens with everyone. Like when I interact too much outside my inner circle (my family and my 1 bff). This is because there's so much room for mistake and regret on my end. Like if I say or do something embarrassing in front of someone in my class, then I'm tainted with this sick embarrassment.

But also, bitches be stinky. They're filthy with bad energy. Ho, keep that to yourself.

So now, I'm in my villain arc and I'm gonna cleanse myself of you stinky bitches. Not you guys, Brujas. But the bitches in my vicinity.

Wish me luck, guys.

Song of the post:

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja

[virginmaruja]

"You get bored, and then you leave."

Dear Brujas,

Riddle me this. I'm chilling with my sister in her room. Mind you, I'm starting to get bored because the serotonin of the first post wore off. And this girl starts to panic and says, "you get bored, and then you leave" because she doesn't want me to go to my room.

The gasp I gusped.

A couple weeks ago. Actually, last year, mid-first semester, I realized that I'm avoidant attachment. This is quite jarring by the way, because I always wanted to be like the girls who loved so much, it was like debilitating. But um, I don't give a fuck.

I like ignore my crushes. Have y'all ever seen that one clip of Nate Jacobs walking away from Cassie Howard in Euphoria? I'm not Cassie. I'm Nate Jacobs. IM A MAN DAMNNNNNNN!

Also, I block every guy who annoys me. To the point where I even want to block the guys I do like and find cute. What is this business?

I'm also really bad with staying consistent to my friends. Like they don't really do anything to me, they're good friends. But like damn bruh, I cannot stay committed OR consistent. But I do really try because I love my friends.

In conclusion, I feel like a man when I interact with relationships and friendships. I am a man. I'm Beyonce when she said "if I were a boy". Actually, I'm the Marias when they said, "hold me, console me, and then I'll leave without a trace." Because what is this.

Song of the post:

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja

[virginmaruja]

The Beginning: The Virgin Maruja

Dear whoever this may find,

This is my first blog entry. I honestly don't know how blogs work, so I'm treating this like a diary.

Let's get a few things out of the way. I have bad opinions a lot of the time; so, this is a safe space for take-backs and apologies. This is a disclaimer for my sister if she finds this; hey girl, I will be cussing in this, so don't snitch. Also, I'm really horny (not to be freaky). So, trust, I will be on this app thirsting over everyone I meet. Me when I don't pass the Bechdel test.

If you want to know your wonderful hostess, I'm Maruja. I'm a 17 year old girl in her junior year of high school. I'm also brown (Mexican), so if I say I hate white people, don't take it to heart.

I would sit up here and lie to you and say I have hobbies and interests. But I don't. That's why I'm here, duh. Don't be stupid. The closest I got to a hobby was reading, but I can't read. And also crocheting, but I don't got the passion for it. Actually, I don't have passion for anything.

Anyways, quick facts. I don't watch shows or movies. I love listening to music. I have a FAB. I can't cuss at home. I love hot men. I love to troll online. I failed my drivers test and drive illegally. And I have catholic guilt and an impending sense of doom.

So this my blog. Enjoy it y'all.

Song of the post:

Sincerely, Bruja Maruja