everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good

★
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature

No title available
Show & Tell

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Xuebing Du
official daine visual archive
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
No title available
tumblr dot com
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

titsay
🪼
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
h
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
icyghini twinkie

seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from United States

seen from Bangladesh
seen from Tunisia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from Singapore
seen from Japan

seen from Netherlands

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Lithuania
@vitzoki
everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good
Good job today.
For showing up, even if part of you didn’t want to. Even if getting out of bed felt heavy, even if your mind was tired before the day even started. You still showed up in whatever way you could and I hope you know that counts for something.
Good job for pushing through. For answering the message, attending the class, finishing the shift, getting through the conversation, or simply making it to the end of the day. People don’t always see how much effort it takes when you’re struggling quietly. They see the outcome, not the strength it took just to keep going.
Good job for working so hard, especially when things have felt overwhelming lately. I know sometimes you carry more than anyone realizes. The overthinking, the stress, the pressure, the exhaustion you don’t always talk about. Trying your best while already tired is its own kind of effort.
And if you opened up today, even a little, I’m really proud of you for that too.
Vulnerability is hard. Letting someone see the parts of you that hurt, admitting you are not okay, saying the thing you usually keep hidden… that takes so much courage. It’s scary to hand someone pieces of your inner world and hope they will hold them gently. If you did that today, please know how brave that was.
Even if today wasn’t perfect. Even if you cried, shut down, procrastinated, got overwhelmed, or felt like you could have done more, you still made it through. And sometimes, making it through is already so much.
So, softly: I’m proud of you.
For trying. For staying. For carrying things that feel heavy and still somehow continuing. You don’t have to earn rest tonight. You don’t have to prove anything right now.
You did enough today.
And if no one told you this yet, I’m really glad you made it through another day. You deserve to be met with gentleness, especially after trying this hard. 🤍
Feeling pretty damn smug about my ideological opposition to RPF today.
I can't begin speak to what celebrity is like, but I certainly know what it's like to be under the combined scrutiny of thousands of people on the internet, and that alone is enough to drive you out of your mind. It doesn't matter that it's happening behind a screen.
Being a celebrity is that times a thousand. Hudson isn't having some stray comment he made picked apart or being scolded for a bad take. He's having his relationship actively strained by people who can't separate fantasy and reality.
His career, as well as Connor's, are being actively threatened by the insistence they be branded together, which is bullshit. Connor is an intensely gifted actor with an ability to play an insane range of characters. Hudson is destined to be a summer blockbuster darling.
They don't deserve to be stuck doing low budget romance until their 40's because a bunch of parasocial Penelopes can't recognize them as distinct individuals.
Gen Z can say what they will about Millennials, but 20 years ago, our hornyposting was hidden in the darkest corners of Yahoo Groups. Or, occasionally, a Geocitiess/Angelfire page. We flew our freak flags at half mast until we were in friendly waters. We embraced that we were going to be horny and problematic online, but did so in a respectful manner.
Like goddamn, calling Connor Storrie Mrs. Hudson Williams in a very public IG post was INSANE. We will not be putting one of these men in the other's shadow for the sake of a ship.
mamas
Microsoft Forms
Hi!
I’m currently conducting some research regarding Consumer Behaviour towards Nutrition Advice Online / Social Media.
I would be very grateful if you could fill out this quick survey. Preferably 13-29 yo.
All data will strictly be used for research purposes and will not be shared with any third parties.
Thank you!
I think the gay hockey yearners have officially driven me into a spiral.
I’m lying here with literal tears streaming down my cheeks. My battery is at 81% and there are 5 more minutes until 20:24. I’m doing everything to preserve the battery (flight mode, low battery mode, Bluetooth off, etc.) so they will meet. But theres no chance. It has been 81% for too long. By the time :24 rolls around it would be 80%. Just brushing past. So close yet so far. The next possibility is not until an hour later.
My boys 81 and 24 have to beat so many odds to see each other. Fight. Even the moon and sun see each other in the sky more often than this.
Update. I connected my charger. It went to 81% two seconds after it turned 20:25. They didn’t make it.
A tragedy in three acts.
EVERYONE SHUT UP THEY’RE KISSING
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
hmmmm maybe let’s not share videos filmed of hudcon without their consent/in secret?
Trophy room this.
Plastic rings that.
Halloween party moments.
Yes, all of those, but what I am most looking forward to right now is:
I can see it so clearly. Just confident and done with this shit. COME ON, ILYA. And Ilya like the good man he is, listening to his Shane very proudly.
Yuna Hollander's son!!!!!!
And so their happily ever after really begins with chicken parm. 💕
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
I think the gay hockey yearners have officially driven me into a spiral.
I’m lying here with literal tears streaming down my cheeks. My battery is at 81% and there are 5 more minutes until 20:24. I’m doing everything to preserve the battery (flight mode, low battery mode, Bluetooth off, etc.) so they will meet. But theres no chance. It has been 81% for too long. By the time :24 rolls around it would be 80%. Just brushing past. So close yet so far. The next possibility is not until an hour later.
My boys 81 and 24 have to beat so many odds to see each other. Fight. Even the moon and sun see each other in the sky more often than this.
Update. I connected my charger. It went to 81% two seconds after it turned 20:25. They didn’t make it.
A tragedy in three acts.
I think the gay hockey yearners have officially driven me into a spiral.
I’m lying here with literal tears streaming down my cheeks. My battery is at 81% and there are 5 more minutes until 20:24. I’m doing everything to preserve the battery (flight mode, low battery mode, Bluetooth off, etc.) so they will meet. But theres no chance. It has been 81% for too long. By the time :24 rolls around it would be 80%. Just brushing past. So close yet so far. The next possibility is not until an hour later.
My boys 81 and 24 have to beat so many odds to see each other. Fight. Even the moon and sun see each other in the sky more often than this.
hollander game night dynamics
shane x ilya vs yuna x david
basically a couple telepathy contest
david and yuna have been together 30 years but shane and ilya are waaaay too competitive to let them win
they’re setting taboo records
shane & yuna vs ilya & david
unstoppable force vs immovable object
ilya and david try to rile shane and yuna up the entire time - “wait explain the rules again” “no you’re done”
shane & david vs yuna & ilya
genuinely the sweetest dynamic
yuna keeps calling ilya her favourite son whenever they get a point
see also:
they have all the expansion packs
Monopoly and Catan go on for hours
UNO is brutal and evil
shane always wins poker - he has no tells!!!
ilya teaches them Russian card games
ilya is always trying to convince shane to give him special treatment - “i get nothing for marrying the banker?” “you’re a baby”
Dan talking about his existential dread and political terror is really important actually because for the first time in sixteen years, I do not feel alone in my fear. I read something on the news, and I am terrified, and I know that somewhere in the world, there is an english twink feeling like this
And idk i just think that's a little bit comforting
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME ANYONE AT THAT PARTY HAD MORE FUN.
if you read about any biology you can quickly lose touch with what is astonishing and miraculous vs what is mundane, from animals that steal chloroplasts to become photosynthetic, to cloning technology being old hat, to trees that didn’t biodegrade for tens of millions of years, to naturally occurring lateral gene transfer between vastly different species, to the creation of gametes from adult cells, to the ability of some cancers to induce blood vessel growth, to desert shrimp that lie dormant for years, to the sensitivity of human touch receptors, to the fact that human hardware has a latent ability to see UV but their corneas block those wavelengths, to birds that echolocate and live in caves, to human skin being covered in enzymes that destroy RNA, to individual trees becoming genetic tapestries branch by branch, to life forms that gain energy from the electron potential of metals in their environments, to plants that recognize their siblings and adjust their behavior accordingly when growing next to them, to metamorphosis
which is to say. All of it is miraculous. and all of it is mundane. biology is Chaos vs. Order locking horns forever
So, all of the drama aside. (Not really. Fuck every single hateful, nasty person hiding behind the “fan” mask to spew racist/homophobic/accusing of ‘queerbaiting’/cancelling C not supporting their best friend on social media instead of real life (??????) etc. messaging)
ITS SO REFRESHING TO SEE A NOTES APP MESSAGE WRITTEN IN DARK MODE😌