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if they fucked raw it would be less gay than going to nantucket for a dogâs birthday party in matching shorts
This isnât even RPF, Will just actually canât handle being alone. He latches on to people so fast and so hard and forces them to become a part of his daily life, holds them inescapably close. Like he just manages to find people who are completely charmed by him and willing to shape their lives around him to keep him company, to keep him from having to be alone with his thoughts. Will doesnât shut up. He talks non-fucking-stop. Because if he stops talking, then he starts thinking, and thinking is the Enemy.
Will canât sleep alone, we know this, people have literally said it. Everyone who talks about him at any stage of his life mentions someone that heâs attached at the hip with. He needs A Person (or multiple People). It actually is a harem, even if itâs platonic. Itâs a collection of people devoted to Will who keep him from ever being alone.
And Mack was always kind of been fine. Like sure he had Aiden, and he was probably never really alone either, but he doesnât mind being quiet. He doesnât mind having space to think. When he goes nonverbal, itâs not necessarily a bad thing, he likes having quiet time in his head to process things.
So when itâs Will and Mack together, they balance each other out. Mackâs presence is enough to keep Will from going too far off the deep end with his spiraling thoughts, but sometimes theyâre quiet together, and Willâs still okay. Because heâs not alone, he knows that, heâs just with someone who helps mute the voices in his head to a manageable level. Who brings balance.
sam keeps taking boyfriend-esque photos of him and misa. it starts stupid with one of the knights chirping samâs finsta for being lame and ugly and largely inactive. which just wonât stand so mis, make it look artsy cmon! except sam is a terrible model or thatâs what misa says, it might be more that misa doesnât want to take photos of him performatively posing with matcha and a book heâs never going to actually read. so artsy instagram takeover is a bad plan.
whatâs a fucking great plan is taking cutesy photos of misa with sam sometimes in the background. sam used to be so good at taking pictures for his ex girlfriends, all the typical pinterest looking crap. squatted down on the street to get the best angles and everything, even flexed his back muscles when instructed. misa is less than excited about the new plan but heâll just have to deal. heâs also a terrible model, worse than sam, genuinely doesnât know how to pose when a camera is on him. but he makes up for it in cute factor or something. sam can say that when heâs in photographer mode, heâs being objective.
he starts him off slow, and largely when heâs sleepy and unaware. misa curled on his side watching tv, sam lined up behind him with just a bit of his hand poking into frame on misaâs waist. 20k likes (12 and a comment from barks: i love criminal minds!). just misaâs head visible from where heâs asleep on samâs stomach, samâs hand buried in his hair. 40k likes (26 and a comment from cowboy: WHAT am i looking at??). misa confused looking up from the floor with half a puzzle done in front of him, serious big brown eyes in this one. samâs learned to just take the photo before misa knows whatâs happening. 60k likes (14 and a comment from zayne: why would you post this? hm?).
misaâs a malleable guy anyways, follows along into any position sam maneuvers him into. apparently the final straw is the mirror photo of misa crawling into samâs lap while sam pulls up the back of misaâs shirt and grins at the mirror. samâs pretty sure itâs his magnus opus, crème de la crème, top tier shit, especially since it crops out misaâs phone which he was reaching for behind samâs back. unimportant detail! sam still managed to keep misa on his lap for awhile anyways, even got a picture of misaâs face squished between his hand (for his camera roll only). but sam shows up for practice with misa in tow and graf stops him to say please stop posting, i think we all got the hard launch on day one. unintended consequences, oh well!
no, the fact sam started doing this after the van training camp and after the off season of misa hanging out with a thousand other people, is NOT related. and the fact porter martone commented haha looking good! under a post of sam with his head on top of misaâs was just a fun treat.
ok i need to know more about t1 misa but like how the toffolis deal with it and how they learn to trust sam with him
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hi anon! yes absolutely i can delve into this.
so cat and toff were at first a little antsy when it came to having a billet kid with diabetes. but they'd also been made aware that, by this point at least, misa was practically managing everything by himself. his pump site changes, counting carbs, his blood sugar, ordering new supplies, all of that. so a good chunk of their worries fell away when they were given that news.
and then in comes misa, with an extra carry-on bag that's filled with nothing but his diabetes supplies. not even just supplies like needles and glucose tabs and glucagon injectors in the worst case scenario that he falls so low he faints, but the binder of step-by-step notes and FAQ his doctors gave to his parents when he was first diagnosed all the way back when he was 6. it has info ranging from how to calculate carbs properly to how many extra units to give in the case of ketones in the blood, when to call 911, a list of high blood sugar and low blood sugar symptoms, etc etc etc. misa brought it because even though he knows how to deal with it all by now, the toffolis might not, and, being michael misa, he wants to prepare them as much as possible so theyre as comfortable as possible.
toff is still worried at first, as he is with a lot of things when it comes to his billet son. he'll see misa walk into the kitchen and stagger a little bit and then he's immediately racing towards the fridge and shoving a juice box in his face because cmon michael, your blood sugar MUST be low for you to be walking like that. and misa just looks at him and shakes his head, showing him his dexcom app that has him firmly planted at an optimal 6.4 (which toff doesn't understand, considering the calculation difference from canada to the US, so misa has to go on explaining the conversion rates. 6.4 = 115 mg/dL)
cat starts buying more and more sugary snacks just in case misa falls low, and she stores what she knows are misa's favourites in a little wicker basket in the cupboard. it has a sign on it that says michael's hypoglycemia snacks written in big bold letters. cat takes this very seriously, and will glare at toff whenever he reaches inside of it. he doesn't do it often, but he still gets scolded when he does.
much like sam, both toff and cat downloaded the dexcom follow app onto their phones. cat trusts misa enough to manage himself, so she hardly ever checks it, whereas toff is a nervous wreck about it. for the first few months misa was living with them and he'd downloaded it, it was one of his most used apps. sometimes when misa would wake up from a particularly hard night of blood sugars (always low, going high and staying high, fluctuating an insane amount) toff corners him in the kitchen, while misa's hair is still all mussed from his pillow and he's still half-asleep, and goes were you keeping an eye on your blood sugar last night? did you notice it was on the edge of falling low? did you have a juice box by your bed? what about glucose tabs. michael, this is serious. i am your (billet) father and i care about you and they (the league) will also get really angry if you die. misa knows its just coming from a place of worry and care so he can't get too mad, but it really does feel like he's a kid again and that maybe toff doesn't trust him enough.
it's worse at practice, because sometimes toff will see misa pushing himself too hard and will skate over and go did you check your blood sugar? make sure you arent falling low, buddy. is your pump delivery set to sports mode? make sure it is set to sports mode please. you know what just turn it off entirely i dont want it to give you too much insulin and then you pass out right here in the middle of the ice of the SAP centre.
and don't even get me started on when sam 'dickins' dickinson gets involved in it. toff is, of course, skeptical of sam's concern whenever it comes to misa's diagnosis. sam doesn't care about anything like this, not really. he's always joking and never taking things seriously enough, so why is he suddenly making his voice all soft and putting a tender hand on misa's thigh while he whines over his blood sugar being too high for too long? who the hell does he think he is? this isn't sam...
but there is one time where they're at a practice and misa hadn't done too well in the previous game so now he's pushing himself further. and he'd had a bad blood sugar night that night, full of lows that he just couldn't get to stay above the 3.9 threshold. toff is keeping a close eye on him, as is sam, even though it doesnt seem like he is, because it never really seems like sam is taking anything seriously, at least in toff's eyes. but then misa gradually gets less coordinated until he's stumbling and sliding down the boards, collapsing into a heap on the ice, stick dropped and abandoned a few paces away from where he's fallen. sam is the first one on the scene, his keen michael misa is in danger sense alerting him before even misa himself knew what was happening. he's down on one knee, a hand cupping misa's cheek while his head sort of lolls downwards. he's shaking uncontrollably, and his eyes are hooded, and when sam tries to talk to him all he gets in return is a mumbled wha-? so he calls for someone to grab misa's emergency kit from his locker, and then when no one moves out of pure shock, he yells louder, and finally mack races to the locker room and comes back moments later with misa's little pouch of emergency things (two juice boxes, some glucose tabs, an extra pump, his manual blood sugar testing stuff, and his glucagon). sam has never used glucagon before, but when misa finally faints in his arms, going completely slack and unresponsive, sam frantically reads the label and gently inserts the tip of the nasal spray into misa's nose and pushes the plunger firmly until the green line disappears. he gently turns misa onto his side to prevent him from choking if he vomits and yells at someone to call the medic or 911, which collin does. after a few minutes though, misa finally wakes up, still shaking, and sam reaches into his emergency kit and pulls out a pack of pokemon gummies and a juice box and gingerly tells him hey mikey, welcome back buddy. here, drink this, eat these, and you'll feel better in no time, alright? you gave us a real spook back there, idiot.
and toff just stands at the back of the crowd, watching this all unfold, seeing how terrified sam was when misa hit the ground. and that's when he knows that yeah, sam's trustworthy enough. he'll take care of misa because that's what he loves to do, because he loves misa and misa loves him.
misa does get a real stern talking to when they get back from practice, though, which he only slyly grins and rolls his eyes at, i know, ty, i know, because sam kissed him in the passenger seat of his car when he drove him home and said he tasted like mango juice.
Be honest with me, do you guys think Sam has been having meltdowns on a regular basis in the Ldn Knights NHL alumni group chat. Just absolute crazed freakshow shit. Barkey made him apologize for the first one but my half trained husky was like great! allowed to do it if I apologize that is permission đđ and heâs just preemptively apologized for every crash out since then. They get a lil âsorry boys Iâm going through itâ and then fifteen to twenty minutes of personal tailored insults and threats of violence and mayhem against which ever member of the Michael Misa Harem has recently posted to social media with Samâs Misa, a guy who he is not dating and has no plans to approach romantically. Samâs not into him like that even though he obviously has eyes and stuff. Itâs not that he wouldnât be into him if like. Misa wanted that. Sam takes great care of Misa, is the point. He would take great care of him sexually if that was like a need he had. He understands Mis. Thatâs not the point, anyways.
Itâs just that he doesnât like these guys feeling entitled to Misaâs time and also maybe his presence and Barks, please can he have Martoneâs number please. Just to talk. And does anyone know anything about Nick Lardis. Just asking.
when will said he had clips of mackâs pens fight all over his tik tok and we were like haha heâs watching the edits just kidding thatâs ridiculous thatâs obviously not what he meant but that was actually fully what he meant
doodles in honor of the tiktok reunion
I am #noticing that the two biggest instances of Will very loudly and very publicly claiming Mack have both happened when Mack was getting an absurd amount of concentrated attention from the hockey world and the general public.
The first was during the Olympics. Mack was playing like an absolute beast on McDavidâs line, their chemistry was one of the biggest talking points of the tournament, he was the youngest player on Team Canada, and he finished as the tournamentâs leading goal scorer. When he came back, Will was obviously there to be a shoulder to cry on after what was, subjectively, Mackâs greatest defeat to date. But he also commissioned that hype reel to that specific song almost to say, this is who we are to each other. This is what we can do together. He lets me post this because he wants to be associated with me just as much as I want to be associated with him.
Now fast forward to the most recent case. Mack signs the $18.8 million extension, becomes the highest paid player in the NHL, everyoneâs thirsting after him on main and probably in his DMs, every media outlet wants a piece of him, every athlete whoâs been alive for more than two minutes names him as their dream linemate, the newly recruited Baby Sharks all have enormous hockey crushes on him, and people are flying to Vancouver just to train with him.
So what does Will do? âŚEnter wmack271.
He may be Macklin Celebrini to the rest of you, but to me? Thatâs my silly rabbit. He lets me film TikToks of him. Yâall might be in his DMs, but he spent a week rolling out the red carpet for me in Vancouver before following me all the way back to Boston because apparently he canât get enough of me. And guess what? I canât get enough of him either. Good thing heâs mine. So when you speak of him, donât forget little old me. All that moneyâs obviously going toward our shared place. Whatâs his is mine. I get exclusive rights to him.
And thatâs what cracks me up. Whether you read it platonically or romantically, Willâs âclaimsâ always seem to arrive when the rest of the hockey world is being extra loud about just how special Mack is. Itâs almost like his response is, yes, congratulations on catching up. Weâve been knew. Now remember who gets the behind the scenes access.
posting the drafts days after mack signed the biggest contract in nhl history and is like 1 month away from being named captain is diabolical btw.... yes you're going to be the best player in the league but we can keep being gay chuds together and doing silly tiktoks and being Boys together forever cause that's what it's all abt to meeeee
will: ok i have another tiktok idea. also movie related
mack: can you make it bounce
will: im thinking rocky this time like a duet so people get the reference because its such a niche film and
mack: sounds cool smit would i get to see you bounce it
will: and i need people to know we also watch highbrow movies. like not just zoolander and dumb and dumber
mack: olease can yuo jiggle it just a little. like coudl you bend over maybe and and
will: ok hereâs my phone letâs start recording im thinking we start with the backshot like the shot from the baâ
mack: Yesssss backshotssss
I just think these white boys would really enjoy some tteokbokki
Youâre laughing. Somewhere in South Boston there are (2) boybestfriends breathing into each otherâs mouths while hard-launching a joint TikTok account and youâre laughing
actually i'm still pissed at the people who posted stuff like "these days the max/charles tag is nothing but low quality ooc slop written only bc the ship is popular" like i don't think those posts made any ai poster less emboldened and only made genuine authors more hesitant and disheartened. good job everyone.
im crying at this fake ass apology. pls i know he doesn't regret it at all "maybe i pushed too hard" "probably not the way i want to race all the time" "in a certain way i agree"
same energy as his comments after calling kimi's w2w shit too... sorry in the heat of the moment i forgot he was italian i won't be making that mistake again but i have no further comments on his racecraft yall stay safe out there though
nobody is taking him
NOBODY IS TAKING HIM I SWEAR!
I PROMISE N O B O D Y IS TAKING HIM
will smith possessive
this happening on international yaoi day as well. what the hell sure