bite risk

pyr3 <3 20 something from aotearoa

[vmpyr-3]

i gotta start journalling again and get off this stupid fucking website

[leatherbutchblues]

Some of my favourite pics of me bootblacking at local leather events over the past year 🖤❤️‍🔥⛓️

More pics on my instagram: @leatherbutch

[milksockets]

from working it: sex workers on the work of sex - matilda bickers (2023)

[ashes2caches]

hey it’s me, the girl with the kinda clocky voice who speaks to you in your earpiece and gives you little missions to complete. your next mission is to take your bra off.

[doubleca5t]

And brother there's no place like home

[eviethekiwi]

i dont get sexual gratification from the idea of being stabbed, i dont play video games, im not suicidal, and im not an internet communist. what am i on here for

[vmpyr-3]

Could be to become those things?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ignoranceishibiscus]

my favorites from the tags

[shyjusticewarrior]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

bites your.. nothing? <- girl who missed really bad

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[vmpyr-3]

I'm actually gonna switch to a brick phone and an mp3 player.

A couple years ago I would've made fun of myself for being a nostalgia fueled hipster but I'm just tired of the evil rectangle.

None of u can post for shit and having 6-10 extra hours away from the internet each day will make me a happier person.

[zerogwings]

"fuck your friends" instructions unclear, I made most of my friends by fucking them and I don't know for sure that withdrawing sexual availability wouldn't cause my entire support system to collapse, or whether I have anything else worthwhile to offer them. it's hot sex tho

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[ruusverd]

I often refer to my bottle-raised lamb as my adopted daughter, because it’s mostly true, it temporarily keeps nosy strangers from knowing I’m an eeeevil childfree woman, and it’s hilarious when people find out. And by that time they’re usually too disturbed by the “her-daughter-is-a-sheep” thing to get on my case about the “woman-with-no-husband-or-kids-oh-the-horror” thing.

Most of my friends are aware that I do this, and will back me up in conversations without batting an eye when I reference my daughter. And the best part is that they literally never drop the story. They just 100% all the time accept that I have a two-year-old adopted daughter. The fact that she happens to be a sheep is an unimportant detail, not worth mentioning until an anecdote gets too weird to plausibly be about a human toddler.

Which actually takes much longer than you’d think, since human toddlers apparently have absolutely zero sense. “She bites if you stop paying attention to her” is believable, “she tries to eat rocks out of the landscaping” is believable, “she stuck her head through a fence and couldn’t get out” is believable. “She jumped a five foot fence and came screaming back into the house through the dog door when I left her outside in the pasture” does get some strange looks, though usually not for the right reason.

Occasionally the joke gets turned around on me, though. I posted a picture on my not-tumblr blog of her wearing my glasses, and every comment was “Oh my gosh she looks just like you!!!” “I would never have known she was adopted If you hadn’t told me!!” “Are you sure that’s not an old picture of you?!”

So apparently this is what I look like:

At least she does look cute in glasses.

[imjunebitch]

if u never ever listen to another single thing I say please please hear this. do not date someone who hits you when they're mad at you. if someone does and you are already dating, break up with them. do not stay their friend. I don't mean playful slapping, I do that to my friends sometimes, that's just silly and if ur friend doesn't mind, no problem! but if someone hits you while they're mad at you, break up with them. i know, this seems obvious, but when you are in the situation, its harder.

i would have told you I would break up with anyone who hit me on the spot, until an ex partner hit me. then your brain does work to excuse it, because you love them. they were kidding around, or it was a mistake, or it doesn't matter, they wont do it again, they care about you!

heres the thing: they probably do care about you. they probably care about you very much. but that doesn't fucking matter, because by hurting you when they are angry with you, that's proof that they care more about their feelings than your well being. and that's a BAD FUCKING SIGN.

please take care of yourselves, love u <3

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]