Melody

I don't fully know what I'm doing on this site

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm scared but faster

[howelsmovingcastlebook]

Howl: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you

[andhumanslovedstories]

A real rough one for Scurvy

[andhumanslovedstories]

Here’s an evening update to prove she is beautiful

[destielementary-my-dear-watson]

[weedplantar]

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

[snoopylovessoup]

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[diamondguls]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[danthesantana]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[nightbringer24]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[wilhelmjfinkbs]

B Dylan Hollis: my fav clips part 1 of ?

[fullmoonguidance]

may the 1st be with you lol

[fullmoonguidance]

may the 2th be with you lol

[fullmoonguidance]

may the 3st be with you lol

[fullmoonguidance]

cinco the mayo be with you lol

[fullmoonguidance]

6

[mwagneto]

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

[mwagneto]

no fucking way💀

[mwagneto]

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

[ferrousferrule]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it is infact, the year 2023 right now

[strongermonster]

they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”

but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.

[tairneanaich]

„Difficult“ the man is literally the only son of a bitch on the planet communicating fucking properly

[jame7t]

Mmmm my gold coin I won from the dubious wizard. I’ll cash this in

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[quiet-but-not-blind]

…Lizzy

[fluffycakesistainted]

#this is so freaking funny (itspileofgoodthings)

[koboldspucke]

#adaptations really do often underplay how much#pride and prejudice#darcy’s ‘unexpected’ proposal#is basically the ‘did you just flirt with me’ ‘have been for the past [few months] but thanks for noticing’ meme#like this scene#or the one where Lizzy and him are ALONE in the Collins’ house talking about women marrying and moving far from home#& he’s trying to suss out whether she’d be cool with marrying him and living far away from her own home#and she is like ‘well obviously it’s fine if you have enough money to afford the travel’ and he’s like ‘oh?!? and uhhh…#you’re not super attached to your home yourself are you? like you’d be fine with not constantly visiting [your weird embarrassing family]?’#SHE IS SO CLUELESS

[english-history-trip]

The 1980 adaptation had fun with Surprise Encounter! Darcy:

[bethanydelleman]

Elizabeth: Hey, I walk here. (Telling him so he won’t come again)

Darcy: Oh, you walk here. (SHE WANTS ME TO WALK WITH HER!)

[akonoadham]

[chaotic-theatrical-weaver]

Hey, your boyfriend wants to know if you love him like that. No, he can’t focus on the road when you’re in his car. No, his hands aren’t on the wheel. Yes, you’re going 100 and this really isn’t safe. Yes, this is unfortunately because you kissed him. Ahhh, look out he’s going 180 and crashed the car into the tree! Sorry. So, so sorry.

[shadowhaert]

but it’s not real and you don’t exist and i can’t recall the last time i was kissed and it hits me in the car and it feels like the end of a movie ive seen before

[betwixtyiff]

You have to pick one upper middle class/rich person luxury to have in a hypothetical home

Walk in closet

Indoor or outdoor pool

Hot tub

Large sized bathtub big enough to lay down in comfortably

Full size kitchen with more than enough counter space

Large sized pantry

Dining room that you would actually use to eat in

Large backyard with yours to landscape as you please

Add yours in the tags

Voting ended onMay 7, 2023