[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[homunculus-argument]

Bringing a friend along to a doctor's appointment and explaining to the doctor that you like to have an eyewitness present to give an outsider account verifying how you were treated, and a doctor will nod and make a note on their papers "patient is actively hostile to all human life."

[homunculus-argument]

Just to make myself clear: you should do it anyway. It's not going to be better by having no witnesses.

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[molags-balls]

[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[commander-ledi]

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[x0401x]

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

[starfieldcanvas]

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

[westiec]

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

[startrekgifs]

Follow! REBLOG! It's how the site works!!

[ruohosta-nauttija]

Älkää ikinä päästäkö mua tekijänoikeuslakien toteuttajien lähelle

[torillatavataan]

#tekee mieleni lyödä jotakuta #yritin vaan ettiä muumilaakson tarinoita selvittääkseni että muistanko yhen tietyn sitaatin oikein. vaan EI #youtubessa ei ole‚ ne on lyöty olemattomiin sen jälkeen kun ne viime kerran näin. #yle areenan linkkejä tulee ku selaimella ehtii mutta neki on “arkistoitu.” #mtvstä ja teliasta yms en tiiä koska en maksa suoratoistopalveluista. #MÄÄ VAAN HALUAN TIETÄÄ SANOOKO MUUMIMAMMA NO SEHÄN ON HAUSKAA VAI NO SEHÄN ON MUKAVAA JAKSOSSA 02 TAIKURIN HATTU #ei voi olla näin tärkeetä suojella paria n kolkyt vuotta sitte tehtyä piirrettyä.

Älkää kukaan vahingossakaan avatko tätä linkkiä! Jaan vaan esimerkkinä. 😇

[voitkolopettaa]

you wanna know me but that's a fast track to losing evеrything fast

Title: Miserable Please Artist: Ian McConnell

Lyrics:

I feel it starting to unravel At least I think that's what this is I've seen what happens when we start repeating arguments Deep breath 'cause you and I are different We talk things out instead of fight Still can't help feeling like it's who I am that makes you cry

Don't let yourself get miserable please I want a good life for you even if it's not with me

You laughed so hard about something While you were drifting off I think it's funny I think everything is funny But this thing's not Not yet Can't seem to help but hurt your feelings I'm scared of what I think You wanna know me But that's a fast track To losing evеrything fast

Don't let yourself get misеrable please I want a good life for you even if it's not with me

I am in love with you You are my best friend Is it enough? Is it enough? Am I enough? If I give you what I can And really try then Is it enough? Is it enough? Am I enough? I don't want you to use up your energy Convincing yourself you're happy You're fine, you're fine, you're mine Are you sure it's enough? Are you sure I'm enough?

Don't let yourself get miserable please I want a good life for you even if it's not with me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[voitkolopettaa]

they should invent a shuffle button for your likes

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.