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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Stranger Things
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
DEAR READER

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows
It’s honestly just fundamentally bizarre to see people really earnestly talk about representation being so important, and then in their next breath explain how having a gay character in anything besides children’s media or fluffy romcoms is immoral, actually, and also that writing any media not entirely centered around characters of your own publicly claimed race/religion/sexuality/culture is essentially theft.
Like, unless you’ve got a line to God and a plan for rapturing up all the straights, there’s a real tension between “There should be more stories with queer characters in every sort of role, to the point where it’s entirely normalized” and “Only a small minority of creators are allowed to write queer characters, and also only for stories that meet my exacting specifications”. You do kind of have to pick one or the other.
It’s part of a large problem present in internet spaces where its taboo to just say “I don’t like this, it’s not for me, but I recognize it’s importance to someone else.”
There’s quite the allergy for accepting things one personally does not like without raising pitchforks and torches because so many on this website (and on the internet in general) spend their formative years in fandom-based social media circles that are propped up on witch hunts and drama, and any negative feeling is all negative feelings at once and must be expunged - including whoever caused the negative emotion, all of their works, and anyone who stands by them.
These conversations would have to happen a lot less if people stopped believing there was some mustache twirling didactic quality to LGBT people (or most writers) writing a tragedy or two, one can admit that it’s a preference that they like fluff and happy endings without raging and disparaging others who prefer media of all kinds.
Plus, it’s not like we can’t criticize queer representation the moment we’re comfortable with allowing representation from other voices. That’s what book reviews and critical dissection of a book/story is for.
I do sometimes think that a depressingly large amount of needless grief on the internet is just entirely caused by people latching on to a fandom so hard it becomes a core part of their identity, and then respond to anything threatening their conception of what it should look like as if it’s a grievous attack on them personally. Seems like it results in unhelpful habits, if nothing else.
But, yeah, exactly. It’s entirely possible to accept a genre exists and just, not read it. Or be critical of a specific example of something without saying that nothing even vaguely like it should ever have been written.
Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER
🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻
I’ve witnessed a murder
i need some of you to realize that call out culture, by design, rewards people who make the most outrageous & aggressive accusations, without regards to truth or context. it encourages people to misconstrue, to erase context, to outright lie. it feeds the instinct to attack, with or without cause.
and that naturally enables certain types of people (terfs, exclusionists, bigots) who already have a vitriolic bandwagon behind them, to target & harass minority bloggers whose inclusive platforms they do not like to see becoming popular.
this has happened time and again, it has driven good people off this site, it is traumatic and unhealthy to everyone involved. purity culture creates an atmosphere of fear & paranoia, i am begging you to reexamine this attitude of mob violence in online spaces
if you’re a mentally ill adult, especially if you’re psychotic or have bipolar, i highly recommend you look into getting a psychiatric advance directive. basically they’re a form you can fill out where you can specify what kind of treatment you want and don’t want in the case that you ever get legally declared incompetent. normally, getting declared incompetent means that psychiatrists take away your right to make decisions about your mental health care. for example, they can force you to take medications you don’t want or institutionalize you longterm without your consent. also the state appoints someone they choose to legally “consent” in your place.
what a psychiatric advance directive does is put limits on what the psychiatrists assigned to you can do. you can appoint your own person to be your legal representative, someone you trust who knows you and cares about you. you can also specify what hospitals you don’t want to be sent to or what doctors you don’t want to see or medications you don’t want to take or whether or not you consent to electroconvulsive treatment. you can also say what you do want, like i put down that they decided to institutionalize me, i wanted it to be at a specific psych ward i’d already been to and had a not terrible time at. and now, if i ever get declared incompetent, psychiatrists are legally not allowed to put me back on the meds that gave me a seizure.
nobody wants to be legally declared incompetent. it’s really scary to think about, but it does happen, especially to people with psychosis or bipolar disorder. it’s better to have legal safeguards in place ahead of time and not need them than to get declared incompetent and not have an advance directive
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
OH GOD I REMEMBER THOSE TIMES
I’m…
I was that person who had the characters interact with me in the a/n
I was “disclaimer: I don’t own this but I wish I did lulzzzz!”
Ships are valid regardless of personal approval from some stranger on the internet.
Whenever I see adult fandom antis who are 20 or older spewing the same tired simple rhetoric as 14 year olds, I’m going to automatically suspect they’re predators trying to draw kids in by looking like a “good adult”.
Because predators groom by making themselves seems to perfect and appealing, and any adult who shows nsfw content specifically to kids, even in the name of “showing how gross it is” will never be a good, safe adult. Lots of the content they show never would’ve been seen by kids if that person hadn’t yanked it off someone’s private locked account anyway.
Adult fandom antis are probably predators. They will point fingers to keep suspicion off them. They will hurl all kinds of accusations and make up straw man arguments so you don’t have time to look at them or what they’re doing.
Always be suspicious of adults who act like that. They’re likely the ones grooming minors to spew the rhetoric. These adults may post the most wholesome stuff and then say creepy weird stuff to kids in private.
Someone’s tastes in fiction are not a sign of their real world morals.
If art is used to groom anyone, the fault is on the predator misusing the art, not the art or the artist whose art is being misused unless the predator is also the artist.
Stop giving predators an out. They are always the ones at fault when someone is harmed by them.
Antishippers have made me, and many others feel unsafe to talk about my mental illness.
Antishippers have made me, and many others feel guilty for coping about said mental illness using fiction.
Antishippers have made me and many others feel bad for even enjoying darkfic outside coping reasons.
Antishippers have ignored the literal meaning of fiction, and harassed and suibaited people i follow, my mutuals, my friends, me over this.
Anti shippers constantly ignore the fact that the media we consume does not define our morality in the slightest, and tried falsely acussing writers, artists, and just simple media consumers as things they are not in any way shape or form.
Antishippers are very much pro-censorship, which is NEVER a good thing.
Antishippers have watered down serious terms, leading to those terms not being taken as seriously as they should be on the internet.
Antishippers have caused insecurity about peoples own bodies like holy shit;
They insist chars with small chests/short body/babyface are "child coded", and that anyone attracted to them is a p/do,
They insist chars with big chests are inherently sexual,
Completly ignoring the fact that those feautures VERY MUCH EXIST IN IRL PEOPLE. Antis. Do you ever consider?? How those people feel abt the bullshit you say????
Antishippers insist that age gaps in adult relationships and 1-3 year age gaps in teens are predatory.... theyre not.
Antishippers say that they have common sense. They clearly do not seeing how they cant distinguish fiction and reality. They are dellusional at this point. (The actual reason why most people dont imitate horrible events in fiction is get this....the fact that they know those events in fiction is...fiction..it is not real.)
@ antis. Do not come to me with "we antis are just trying to protecc the mentally ill and minors!!!!1!1!". Youre not. Youre just bullies who have done nothing but harm over fanart/fanfic you dont like, which is tagged most of the time. Block the tags, its easy, and go outside.
I love those scientist/giant mythical creature things like an impatient biologist and a flirty/teasing? merperson.
Mer: I could literally eat you.
Scientist: really? I have no nutritional value. All I do is eat Doritos and sleep an hour a day. I don’t even have fat to burn, I’m not even nutritionally valuable to myself.
Mer: but it would be so easy~
Sci: you know what else is easy? Tasing you with this 3 million watt battery
art prompt hope you don’t mind,, :>
[ transcription:
mer: “ i could eat you right now. ”
scientist: “ . . . bitch, i wish you would.
scientist: “ then i wouldn’t have to write this paper on your huge ass. and i’d have the last laugh, because i’d give you one helluva stomach ache. “
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Hey guys check out this super realistic view I made of the inside of a stomach
As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.
i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!