[terezi-discourse]

friendly reminder:

[d3mqn]

[duplicitous-nature]

[wardenmcpherson]

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and Stockholm syndrome was also coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[juney-blues]

every time another trans person uses "amab" and "afab" in a way you can tell they think it's just the woke way of saying "biologically male" and "biologically female" it makes me cry.

[juney-blues]

those aren't real!!! periods aren't an "afab" experience! an "afab" chest isn't a coherent category of thing! honey nooooo you don't have "amab" socialization and "amab" privilege you need to apologise for, who is telling you these things, you have got to unlearn this shit for your own sake. nooooo penises and erections aren't "amab" things and vaginas and uteruses aren't "afab" things nooooooo.

[romehbo]

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

[imjunebitch]

autogynephilia??? you mean trans women are getting turned on by how hot they are??? good I'm glad based

[imjunebitch]

autoandrophilia??? you mean trans men are getting turned on by how hot they are??? good I'm glad based

[imjunebitch]

autoandrogynophilia? you mean nonbinary people are also being turned on by how hot they are? good! based!

[desolationlesbian]

it's now deltajune which means deltarune is deltasoon

[desolationlesbian]

depending on your timezone it might come out around deltanoon

[desolationlesbian]

if you got a TV in there or a handheld console you can play it in your deltaroom

[maxknightley]

From what I've seen, the two types of Deltarune theory are basically:

If we consider Dummied-Out Dialogue 'A' along with Concept Art 'B' and Thing That Happened In Homestuck 'C,' and we assume that Jevil has a connection to the alleyway due to the Everyman graffiti, and then we do a tarot reading using the official Undertale Major Arcana (supplemented with the minor arcana from a standard Rider-Waites deck), we MUST confront the possibility that the Roaring Knight is actually Milk Looker.

I know this sounds crazy, but based on his behavior, I've been wondering: what if Asgore isn't over the divorce?

[imjunebitch]

if I didn't know anything I would not think a baby was a little person I would think it was perhaps a small goblin or ghoul! I used to be one of those thangs :O

[feldfrog]

[souplover13]

images: two tweets by stand-up comedian Benny Feldman.

the first picture shows a tweet:

"Don't police comedy" Well. I'm not going to arrest anyone. I'm not even trying to cancel anyone in the 2010s sense of having them lose their job. My goal for comedians who make regressive jokes is for them to change their minds. And for everyone to understand why jokes matter.

the second picture shows a quote retweet. twitter user ChoppedBeef says:

"All I want is for everyone to agree with me"

to which Benny Feldman's response is:

I would like everyone to be not racist instead of racist, yes

end image descriptions.

[souplover13]

benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

[angelfish114]

I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me