quasi-sci-fi crackpot pseudo cult

header art belongs to @aliceoseman she/her. 20s. Bi/Pan. Primarily things that make me giggle and tv stuff. Absolute dumpster fire of a blog. Ships galore. Fandoms include a wide variety of TV shows of all genres and a lot of video games. additionally, shows I hate to love and love to hate

[ao3femslashtop100-tournament]

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 1

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Princess Bubblegum/Marceline (Adventure Time)

Gideon/Harrow (The Locked Tomb)

Bubblegum/Marceline (Adventure Time)

Voting ended onAug 17

[justsomeguycore]

i feel like th is never gets included with funny anachronistic bts period piece photos but it’s one of my absolute favorites like yeah anne shirley cuthbert would want a fuckin frappuccino or whatever, she would LOVE it

EDIT:

i would like to formally apologize to the canadians of tumblr for calling what is “clearly” a tim hortons iced capp “a frappuccino or whatever”. i was ignorant of your culture and i know that is no excuse for my flippant words. i have had tim hortons exactly once, at the vancouver airport in 2018, and i failed to eidetically recall the entirety of their menu and that’s on me.

[starlitmyre]

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[h4nifah]

beautiful cup of coffee save me

[junewild]

what i learned from 8 hours of shirtless men competing to star in a hallmark movie, december 13, 2025, in the washington post

i can't stop laughing tbh. i need everyone to read this

[stellar-jay]

achilles in hades:

eeesh 😬 advice? i don't know lad, this is a little above my pay grade. i mean, a hydra? i really just fought humans most of the time. a river once i guess. but that was a fluke. what im saying is you're doing things i could have NEVER done at your age ❤️ which also means i have no idea what advice to give you. what's important is that i love and support you always and believe in you.

odysseus in hades 2:

yeah basically if you stay in the bottom left corner of the map you should be good, there's less environmental damage you can take there but obviously if you're worried abt it, just triggering all the traps at the start of the fight never hurts. your build looks fine, i know everyone hypes up divine dash but tbh i don't think you need it for every run, it just helps to have. once you memorize the attack patterns the fight isnt that bad, pretty easy compared to the late game. here, have 100 dollars

[theintelligentfool]

[eriochromatic]

🌗 Into Tartarus // Out of Tartarus 🔥

[mcsiggy]

This is the whole game after a certain amount of runs.

What I'm referencing:

[pcgwencooper]

torchwood simplified

[iamthecutestofborg]

[cikero]

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

[awkwardlyafan]

Things about The Locked Tomb that I think about daily for no good reason:

John called it the Mithraeum because of the cow wall (see: tauroctony)

Gideon the First was a red HAIRing

[tt-squid]

TdobT <- drum set

[a-power-outlet]

has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.

[segamascott]

[florabot]

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

[florabot]

some people asked to see what babie looks like so here she is 🐶