[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[neon-travesty]

Their reaction to being called "two old white guys" is priceless

[sankta-wraith]

Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Needed to preserve these tags

[imakemywings]

Big day you guys...got my first racist Tolkien fan comment

Thought I would share so you can all partake in this moment with me

[yesornopolls]

Poll: have you ever mowed a lawn?

Have you ever mowed a lawn?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 30

[kosmogrl]

[realhumanbaby]

How do you know what you should do

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

[nyenyerle]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked this random noldo from the house of finrod and he answered both no and yes

[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[myqueenmarceline]

Adding to this: please TELL ME if I share something that is genAI and you know it is. I want to know this information.

[sharkodactyl]

when a friend comes into my dms to be a little hater...such a treasured feeling. it's like a beautiful fawn approaching my outstretched hand in the forest and sniffing it so gently with its little nose before sucking in a deep breath and launching into a rant about all the things it hates about a piece of media that it can't say in public lest it be shot. by like a bow and arrow or something idk i've lost the metaphor

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[armed-saphire]

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off

[vvanyar]

The next weird flip that’s gonna happen is guns with the right and left

[bugjolteon]

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

[bugjolteon]

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

[evilwizard]

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!