[vvanyar]

You would not believe the people running around on Al Gores internet

[ghostinmyhouse]

when pacific rim is brought up around me in a "the jaegars are so epic" way and i have to pretend to be Super Normal about raleigh having felt his brother die mid-drift and having to pull himself and their jaegar singlehandedly back to shore and losing all faith in the world and the existing system and mako losing her family to the kaiju and so she grows up training to be a jaegar pilot even though the man who protected and raised her doesn't want to lose her to the kaiju along with the countless others he sent to their deaths and raleigh and mako having that instant connection (and it's debatable whether they want to kiss crazy styles but there's no time to unpack bc they need to save humanity first) and nothing can break it not pentecost or the asshole australian pilot who won't give them a break or even the fucker aliens that live behind the breach and also the two eccentric (gay) scientists who constantly bicker and butt heads coming to an enthusiastic understanding that they have to drift together with a kaiju brain because if geiszler is gonna do it again who but gottlieb is crazy enough to do it with him and the overall act of drifting itself being so intimate and personal because This is the person that knows Everything about you and now you're gonna go out there and murder some kaijus but you're doing it together because you Need each other and and and

[dilf-din]

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

[homunculus-argument]

It's a truth universally aknowledged that a man left unsupervised, without a task assigned to him, will eventually get his dick stuck somewhere it was never meant to go.

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[neon-travesty]

Their reaction to being called "two old white guys" is priceless

[sankta-wraith]

Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Needed to preserve these tags

[imakemywings]

Big day you guys...got my first racist Tolkien fan comment

Thought I would share so you can all partake in this moment with me

[yesornopolls]

Poll: have you ever mowed a lawn?

Have you ever mowed a lawn?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 30

[kosmogrl]

[realhumanbaby]

How do you know what you should do

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

[nyenyerle]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked this random noldo from the house of finrod and he answered both no and yes

[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[myqueenmarceline]

Adding to this: please TELL ME if I share something that is genAI and you know it is. I want to know this information.

[sharkodactyl]

when a friend comes into my dms to be a little hater...such a treasured feeling. it's like a beautiful fawn approaching my outstretched hand in the forest and sniffing it so gently with its little nose before sucking in a deep breath and launching into a rant about all the things it hates about a piece of media that it can't say in public lest it be shot. by like a bow and arrow or something idk i've lost the metaphor

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[armed-saphire]

had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off