cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Stranger Things
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shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
JVL
blake kathryn
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@vvassa
Asra's a better person then I am because if I spent years working to resurrect my longtime friend I was in love with more then life itself, spent three more years trying to fix them after the necromancy fucked up their mind, and then left for like a few weeks and came home to find they've started fucking specifically my ex who I used as a rebound after they died I think I'd actually level the city
WHAT
Have mercy on us all
WHAT IS THAT????????
MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!
A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.
*unmutes*
When the actual academic scholarly book makes the tumblr meme post a reality.
Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
Shit like this can really only happen in Europe. Reminds me of the time I took my best shot at ordering at a restaurant in Spain in spanish. The closest language to spanish that I actually speak is latin.
Waiter: Germany?
Me: No, Czechia.
Waiter, in a heavily accented but intelligible Czech: Why didn’t you say so before! We get you guys here all the time!
Já v roce 2019 na Ukrajině: OK, takže když použiju tohle staročeský slovo, přidám polský sloveso, své chabé znalosti záhoráčtiny a řeknu to s ruskym přízvukem, tak to projde.
[Me in 2019 in Ukraine: ok so if i use this Old Czech word, add a Polish verb, my poor knowledge of the Záhorie dialect of Slovak and say it with a Russian accent, it might pass]
Reminds me of the time when we were in Poland and I tried to order a burger using a truly unholy mix of Slovak, Russian and Ostrava dialect (which in itself is like an unholy mix of Czech and Polish).
I did get the burger
[#my grandpa called this "Slavic Esperanto"]
I know Ukrainians who can do this on purpose and masterfully, and it was mind-blowing to hear a speech as immediately understandable to an audience of native speakers of three different native Slavic languages, not just two languages as is common
During one student exchange I (a Pole) got acquainted with two students from Czechia and Russia. At first we talked in English or German, but after a while we’ve noticed, that we could understand each other’s native languages just fine. And if some word was unknown in one language, another one had the right synonym.
*Each of us talking in their mother tongue*
Me: Bla bla bla.
Russian: I don’t know this “bla”.
Czech: Oh, we have “bla”! We also call it “that”!
Russian: Oh I know “that”! It’s a very old version of “this”.
Me: Oh, we have “this” too, but it means something slightly different.
German acquaintance: Was für nen Scheiß zieht ihr da ab? o_O
the reason there aren't slavic people in the bible is that they wouldn't have been surprised or awed to hear the disciples speak in tongues and be understood by people of many nations at once
Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced.
As a non-native speaker of Czech who is only conversationally proficient and has terrible grammar, let me tell you, no one was more surprised than I was to discover that I can understand Slovak just fine. And when the two moving guys finished hauling my furniture to my new apartment and we were chatting a bit before they left, I discovered that the reason I'd had a little trouble understanding one of their "accents" was because he was speaking Ukrainian the whole time.
"Slavs walked away from the Tower of Babel mildly inconvenienced." killed me
IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."
Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking
put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.
The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne
Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt
German , b. 1966 -
Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.
-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"
A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?
not that i care
i hate it when tumblr randomly moves me down when im scrolling. put me back this instant
Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our
my most toxic trait is that whenever i hold something you're meant to hit things with, i start feeling very different. Very powerful
