Laces

I took over the body I'm in, and I'm slightly confused by it's existence tbh

[ozymondius]

Intrusive? No no no, the need to punch him did not intrude. I invited it in through the front door, gave it a nice cup of tea and mulled it over for a moment.

[vynson]

I found the funniest post on my old account, bro I forgot I said this

[aleikats]

one (1) flirty winter spirit 

[prophetic-writer]

When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

[vynson]

Who's the Greek god of writing, cause I think they're over here like "There should be a comma after that. Also it's you're, not your-"

[avyc02]

Jinu trolling from the astral plane ✨

[blignick]

[yardsards]

what getting into an argument over the internet feels like

[puddlesilver]

Gosh I wish I could touch paws over the internet

[vynson]

I love the difference between these two rebogs.

"Fighting, war, misery. But like, in a funny way."

"Love, I imagine being able to hold your paw across the earth"

[wcndertwins]

i hate how non-canon ships have become so controversial nowadays, like i just miss how most people were multi-shippers. we even used to ship characters that were in different fandoms, what happened to that??

[the-yappstronaut]

HIJACK AND HICANNA <333

but like seriously where did multi shippers go?! i mostly post about byler but i also ship elmax and lumax and byclair and-

[idyotofmultiplenamezz]

Hijack mentioend🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[vynson]

Me being knee-deep rn in a fic shipping Percy Jackson and Telemachus from the musical adaptation of Homer's Odessy, Epic: The Musical.

Also I, too, enjoy Hijack.

[massivechildtidalwave]

We should talk more about Hiccup and toothless being strange compared to other rider/dragon duos.

I’m not talking about Toothless giving Hiccup scary dog privileges, I’m talking about both of them being a little uncanny.

All dragon riders care for their dragons, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’ve never been in the situation those two were in. They’ve never had to be.

Most dragon riders have never made a prosthetic for their dragons. They’ve never had full control over where they went. They’ve never had the ability to choose whether their companion flew into rock and bleed.

They’ve never had to worry that being seen around their dragons would get them exiled or worse.

And I think it should be recognized more.

Hiccup who by now is used to sensing and Feeling movement before the action happens moving out of someone’s way before they even realize he could be in their path, so used to focusing on body language to avoid catastrophe.

Toothless who tried to be careful around humans, well aware of how squishy they could be.

He holds still while Hiccup changes his tailfin because the first time he didn’t hold still and they both ended up falling to the earth but it was Hiccup who had it worse. The bruises lasting for days and easily ignored by the people around him.

Despite the prosthetic being changed out to allow Toothless free flight without Hiccup’s input, they often end up acting like nothing changed.

The muscles underneath Hiccup twitch like they do when Toothless prepares to dive, and his foot moves to change a non existent gear before he realizes what he’s doing. Toothless waits the millisecond it takes for the foot to move before diving.

Do you think Hiccup would start wearing a bit of black once dragons are accepted, to help with Toothless’s attack camouflage?

[vynson]

I'd like to add my two cents. I absolutely love all of the points made here, though it seems focused on Hiccup and Toothless being strange just to people. Which isn't bad, and Hiccup being weird isn't talked about nearly enough. But since this is about them as a duo being weird to other dragon/rider duos, here's some things about them being a little strange to dragons.

Starting with toothless, he's legit shown to copy human things, like when Hiccup smiles and he responds with that signature gummy grin.

Also, may I draw your attention to the entire sequence of him attempting to woo the lightfury.

He has no idea what to do. During one of his first attempts at a courting dance, he stands up and walks with his forelimbs on his hips

which is him directly copying hiccup

for all of his other attempts, he seems to be copying other dragons courting, and it's definitely very strange.

Like, just look at her face:

he's disturbing. Uncanny, even.

IF Toothless was ever around other nightfuries, he clearly hasn't been for a long, long time. His behaviors are an amalgamation of things he's copying from several different species, including humans.

Meanwhile, Hiccup isn't necessarily a disturbing sort of weird, but he IS odd.

In the first movie, dragons find him strange seemingly just because he's not hostile, and they're not used to humans that don't try to kill them. (See: monstrous nightmare in the arena when hiccup threw away his helmet.)

(couldn't find a gif of the exact moment, but this scene)

In the second movie, he makes peace with dragons by acting like a dragon. He ignites monstrous nightmare saliva while moving is slow sways, and lights zippleback gas in a circle.

The dragons are seemingly hypnotized by this. Who is this human that weilds our fire?

Sure, it's still strange that Hiccup isn't hostile, but these dragons have been around Valka, who also isn't. Yet even Valka, the "crazy feral vigilante dragon lady," can't breathe fire or fly on her own.

Let me reiterate, even dragons who are used to a weird human think that Hiccup is weird.

Valka: "This is what it is to be a dragon, Hiccup"

Hiccup: *Flies with his own wings*

Cloudjumper's reaction:

Shock and awe, followed by being impressed.

(Also another moment of Hiccup being wierd to humans, a random person thought he was an actual demon)

I love these two masking weirdos. They've effected each other deeply, as any best friends do. Toothless is just a bit too human, and hiccup is just a bit too dragon.

[vynson]

Pitch needs to leave me be fr, I feel like half of his nightmares are mine holy frick

Get a hobby, you dusty motherhugger

[starlit-sonata]

Why did "motherhugger" trigger a whole crack plot-line in my mind wherein Pitch gets with Jamie's mother which starts out as part of his revenge plans, but then actually becomes a mutual thing and Jamie's just standing there glaring at Pitch from the sidelines, unable to tell his mother that she's dating the guy that tried to kill his friends, because it would seem so wild and out there, especially the part where his friends are a giant rabbit, a Russian Santa Claus, a feathered Tooth Fairy, a white haired guy with ice powers and a dwarf-sized guy made entirely out of sand? (Meanwhile, Pitch his living his best second life as a writer, wandering the surface like it's nothing, while also being immortal, so now Jamie gets to put up with him for as long as he lives, potentially.)

[vynson]

I can see it now, lol

Jamie and Pitch playing nice during like, dinnertime or something, but the moment they're alone it's just glares and quietly arguing until either Pitch pulls the "Now is that any way to treat your new father?" And/or Jamie pulls the "You're not my real dad!"

It's so dumb and I love it actually

[vynson]

No, y'know what, after thinking about this a bit I've realized that I forgot to even CONSIDER the comedy gold that is the implication of Jamie's mother believing in the boogeyman, cause she can see him. But at the same time she doesn't believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Sandman, or Jack Frost

[vynson]

Pitch needs to leave me be fr, I feel like half of his nightmares are mine holy frick

Get a hobby, you dusty motherhugger

[starlit-sonata]

Why did "motherhugger" trigger a whole crack plot-line in my mind wherein Pitch gets with Jamie's mother which starts out as part of his revenge plans, but then actually becomes a mutual thing and Jamie's just standing there glaring at Pitch from the sidelines, unable to tell his mother that she's dating the guy that tried to kill his friends, because it would seem so wild and out there, especially the part where his friends are a giant rabbit, a Russian Santa Claus, a feathered Tooth Fairy, a white haired guy with ice powers and a dwarf-sized guy made entirely out of sand? (Meanwhile, Pitch his living his best second life as a writer, wandering the surface like it's nothing, while also being immortal, so now Jamie gets to put up with him for as long as he lives, potentially.)

[vynson]

I can see it now, lol

Jamie and Pitch playing nice during like, dinnertime or something, but the moment they're alone it's just glares and quietly arguing until either Pitch pulls the "Now is that any way to treat your new father?" And/or Jamie pulls the "You're not my real dad!"

It's so dumb and I love it actually

[vynson]

Pitch needs to leave me be fr, I feel like half of his nightmares are mine holy frick

Get a hobby, you dusty motherhugger

[skrunkel9000]

PLEASE, can someone animate a hijack animation, that one audio “Driving with my darling”

Hiccup riding Toothless of course and Toothless is holding Jack(probably upside down) as they sore in the sky

[vynson]

Ay, Y’know what, I may or may not do that. Somebody remind me tomorrow

[vynson]

Here’s a digital painting of what I imagined to be one of Toothless’s descendants. I tried to keep some very subtle elements of the light fury in there (smoother body, lighter markings as apposed to Toothless’s darker spots, etc) as this wouldn’t be a full night fury, but I like the idea of somebody down the line taking after Toothless.

I will say, I don’t particularly enjoy my digital background skills yet. I’m working on it. I also feel I could’ve done better with the lighting, so here’s the character without the background or lighting:

[vynson]

If my grandmother was a biker

[vynson]

My first attempt at drawing Toothless

[meltesh28]

drew a storyboard of my favorite scene from my favorite fic by @jjackfrost !!!!!!! I've genuinely lost count of how many times I reread this fic 😭

[vynson]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL??? THE ART OF IT ALL??? I'M CRYING WITH JACK???

[meltesh28]

drew a storyboard of my favorite scene from my favorite fic by @jjackfrost !!!!!!! I've genuinely lost count of how many times I reread this fic 😭

[rufwooff]

I’ll say right away that I’m not an animator, so I don’t really know how to make storyboards yet

BUT I REALLY WANTED TO DO THIS.