[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[holisticfansstuff]

THIS

[soulsorting-deactivated20190722]

THANK YOU

[barbienefertiti]

It’s a lot of biological desires humans shouldn’t act on frfr

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[bidoof]

remake of the twilight movies BUT bella is replaced with a 65 year old retired mailman from brooklyn named danny who constantly refers to edward as “a dracula”

[heroesandvidya]

“YO! Eddie boy, yous tellin’ me, that you is some kinda…Dracula?”

[remotelyvague]

Mindhunter (2019)

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[chxchki]

“I’m in a nightmare.”

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[dragontribeadventures]

Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays.

[followthebluebell]

Imprisoned for his crimes

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[catchymemes]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[entreoeufemismoeaironia]

Visit Original Link

[brianeno]

@canks