Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
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@waeffle
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
He is successful.
im so proud
i’ll leave it up to you guys to figure out what he was doing…
im the mom
it's not you it's my anxiety
seventeen’s questionable love for each other
College goes 0-100 real quick. You’ll go from chilling for four weeks to having 3 tests 5 quizzes 4 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days.
I identify with that middle kitten
When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends
What
Your leg. It ends.
I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong
Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?
I mean. at some point it does. yes.
then what’s the problem
*wants to read* *doesnt read*
*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*
*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*
*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*
*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*
I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
Students: Hey, so at this point a lot of students would rather break their own legs than go to school because of the immense workload placed on us in the form of increased standardized testing and out of school work. It is remarkably frustrating and stressful to students, and causes a strain on our mental health
Parents: Hey, so our children are extremely overworked and we have noticed a huge increase in time spent on homework rather than things that kids should be doing like socializing and naturally forming interests that could lead them to possible career choices
Teachers: The state curriculum is becoming more demanding, requiring our students to learn more in less time, all while increasing the number and frequency of standardized tests (giving us even less time to teach important material). This makes us sad, because we want to share knowledge with students, but are forced to give them large amounts of homework to make up for lost time in the classroom.
The U.S. educational system: So what you're telling me is.... you want... more test??
“why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?
Mine would say, “Are you pooping??”
Mine would say, “there are a lot of people here.”
mine would say “lol probs for the best”
lolololol
Totes loser pants.
Well that’s fun.
I bet pirate guy is there.
Goodnight. Don’t get syphillis.
We have window behind the sofa…
They hide
Soo…. Coal kinda destroyed your Xbox box….
“I’m very happy to get bread.”
I think they’re opening a new location.
“I have tight sphincters.”
“Maybe just use last names if they’re easier?”
“Pretty good! Got a lot of notes! :)”
“Ur welcome”
Literally just the middle finger emoji. 🖕🏻
“!!!”
this is literally my thought process like all of the time