Wannabe Jedi

Nick

[funny-tik-toks]

[rehfan]

Give this man EVERY AWARD.

[wymanthewalrus]

Doesn’t John wick have this exact scene early on in the movie?

[lizclimo]

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[sweetcribs]

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

[drgrlfriend]

Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…

[ocarina-of-what]

@needywitch

[markingatlightspeed]

Source is ozzymanreviews on youtube

[escondidx]

“We will never be the same again. But here’s a little secret for you—no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you aren’t that person anymore, and everything changes once again.”

— (Cecil, Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 75) That is legitimately some of the most helpful advice I’ve ever heard. (via sleuths)

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[robottommy-deactivated20200827]

i miss this

[porterr-robinson]

POV: You’re the “i” in the Pixar logo

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[feymark]

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

[regrettablyjake]

I’m obsessed.

[regrettablyjake]

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

[kyuubijrr]

I'm-

[vua-dreams]

y’all are missing the best part

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

On May 24th, several hundred protesters stood on the porch of the Kentucky Governor's mansion, many of who were armed with rifles and demanding for him to come outside. This took place for nearly two hours while many beat on the glass windows of his home. The same group later that day hung an effigy of Governor Beshear from a tree. This group was made up primarily of middle-aged white males and they were protesting over COVID-19 restrictions. In response to this protest, they are now building a fence around the Governor's Mansion. ZERO ARRESTS WERE MADE.

On July 14th, 87 protestors sat in the front lawn in front of Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron's house. They were sitting in lines with their hands in their laps. This group was unarmed and made up of mostly young people both white and of color who were demanding justice for Breonna Taylor. Other than his grass no part of the Attorney General's home was touched. ALL 87 WERE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH A FELONY. They face a sentence of 1-5 years.

This is the story you need to be sharing today.

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[adeles]

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)

[coat]

[niczka]

I didn’t see anyone post these Cleopatra tweets yet, I have to do everything my damn self.

These had me in stitches.

[antique-scarecrow]

reminder that Cleopatra was a BRILLIANT politician and tactician. Also morally complex and complicated. History re-wrote her into a sex icon as a means of dismissing her influence and achievements. Here’s roughly what she would have looked like by the way:

[tiktokarchive]

Handler: You don't need ChapStick, you're a bird!

[bird drops ChapStick]

Bird: AAH-

[funkyness]

god i can't get over how attractive george of the jungle was. like, he didn't HAVE to be that fucking hot but disney said "no. he has to be the biggest himbo in tv history"

hello????

[weaver-z]

Enough oil on that man to fry a gotdam turkey dinder

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[weboftime]

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

[gabriel-wolfe-wordsmith-deactiv]

Capitalism: wail for the night is dark and cold!

Instincts: Rejoice for now we must light fires and be close to those we love! We must sing for the long night is the time for celebration and comraderie!

[systlin]

Really, my instinct in winter is to sit by the fire and Make Things, while living off the stores I’ve stashed up through summer and fall. Sometimes go outside and marvel at the beauty of the frozen world and all that.

It’s queerphobic that I have to go to work instead, tbh.