Wake Up Spring

Gabi.Jewish. Actress. I fart in your general direction. She/Her

[argumate]

funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go

[adjoint-law]

the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock

[argumate]

okay sure

[bunniope]

need to get isekai'd so i can pursue dark elf pussy

[bunniope]

please.

[bunniope]

its possible that i am psychologically unwell

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[puyopuyopopee]

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

[ao3-shenanigans]

This is a good thing to keep in mind! It is often and unfortunate that a really good fic doesn’t get love because its formatting makes it too difficult to read!

[energyprison]

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

[depsidase]

[catgirlbiceps]

remember kids, if there's no incentive to work harder? Don't! Do exactly what you're getting paid for, nothing more, and leave as soon as you can without getting "in trouble"

You don't owe The Company shit!

[catchymemes]

[ilikepjo24]

Sometimes I randomly think about how Zuko actually had the nerve to look Azula in the eye and go "No LigHtnInG tOdAY?"

Like, bitch? No lightning everyday? No bitches everyday? No therapy everyday? No functioning right eye everyday? No functioning right ear everyday? No symmetrical face everyday? No mother figure everyday? No father figure everyday? No will to live everyday? No honor everyday?

The most roastable bitch in the whole show actually tried to mock the girl that loves to cook him at any given chance and was genuinely surprised when it went south.

[phoukanamedpookie]

🤭🤭🤭

(It's true doe.)

[dogposts]

he's all ears

[katebeckets]

slow motion double vision in rose blush 🩷

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[animations-daily]

Alice in Wonderland (1951) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson and Hamilton Luske

[coolthingoftheday]

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

[jumpingjacktrash]

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

[heywetotheotherworld]

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

[carnivalseb]

this is super cool! I had no idea

[monticellomarshmallow]

This is among the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

[weaselle]

we’ve already discovered forests where trees share nutrients with young or disadvantaged trees and forests where trees can ask their neighbors for some extra food (they literally send a signal requesting aid, via the web of fungus that connects their roots) and forests where surrounding tees will keep a tree alive even when it has been reduced to a stump through some tragedy…

so, while i love the playfulness of “vampire” and i commend the specificity of “commensal, symbiotic mutualists” i think it’s worth considering, at this point, if “member of the community” might not be at least as apt

[abalidoth]

Now I want a mythos where vampires are seen as commonplace heroes because they’re walking dialysis machines

[wahiyo]

ᐃᖃᓗᑦᓯᐊᕙᒃ ‘Beautiful Fish’ (2005) by

ᕿᓐᓄᐊᔪᐊᖅ ᐋᓯᕙᒃ (Kenojuak Ashevak)

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)