Dustin: Good.
Steve: Bad... I mean good.
Max: Oh my god.
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Dustin: Good.
Steve: Bad... I mean good.
Max: Oh my god.
long haired shane tying his hair back for a blowjob…:.hold awn
The cutest heated rivalry edit i’ve ever seen
I thought about monster!Billy and there he is ☺️
a kind of fucked up boston raiders hc i have is that all of them just have really intense back stories. ilya's just like "yeah :/ and then i was the one who found her body...." and connors is like "damn..... that's like when my ex step dad kidnapped me for twelve years and i didn't even know until i saw my own picture on the back of a milk carton......" and ilya is like oh. shit. sorry man. and then cliff is like "thats tough that's like when i had to talk my lab partner down from shooting up my high school" and ilya is like oh okay #americamoment and cliff is like "yeah........... i was the only person who knew too because he told me not to go to school the next day........"
and then one vet in the back is like "my third ex wife left me today. and she took the house with her............"
and then everybody is like damn.......... that's really tough. it's a hard life out there. and then they all go to hockey practice about it.
And Ilya finds it the hottest thing on earth.
shane crying on it 🫶🏻
and Ilya crying IN it….. peace and love on planet earth…
and me crying in the cuck chair 🫶🏻
Ilya flopped onto his back, shaking with laughter. He mopped at his forehead with the damp shirt he was holding.
“I almost let you win.”
“Liar.”
“The view was not bad. From behind. Almost worth staying there.”
Shane didn’t know how his boyfriend was able to speak in full sentences. “Shut up.”
“I like those little shorts.”
-TLG chap 1 pg.8
ilyapie :)
#the smiles! the laughter!! the joy!!
Cliff thinks he and Ilya could survive literally any apocalypse together. zombies, nuclear war, alien invasion, doesn't matter. he's got complete faith in the friendship. meanwhile Ilya has spent years knowing with absolute certainty that they'd die on day two because Cliff would see a collapsing bridge and immediately go "bro watch this".
i am delighted by the idea of shane in interviews after they've been outed just. being more himself.
not because he owes the world ANYTHING but because he already did ALL the right things and obeyed the media training and acted just how he was supposed to, and then his world got blown to smithereens anyway, so FUCK IT. he still mostly stays on the rails, but he is more relaxed in interviews with ilya because a little bit "fuck it" and a little bit "i'm sitting next to my favorite person while doing this"
they DO end up sidetracking each other, though, a la the way ilya kept cracking up and wrecking the ccm shoot
they get asked couple interview questions that are just softball content things like "who cooks the most?"
and IMMEDIATELY the answer is delayed by bickering
"-kay, yeah, maybe during the season you do more cooking, but let's also talk about who sets the fire alarm off more"
"oh, we want to do this? who is the one who tried to set our toaster on fire this morning, hollander? remind me of this"
"oh, you mean our THIRD toaster this year because you just shove stuff in there and see what happen-"
"you also were curious about if cookies could go in there. you know you were."
"no, i wasn't! i said don't do it!"
"no, you are rewriting history." *hand flick and look to camera* i asked if cookies could go in the toaster, and he said 'i don't know.'" *look back to shane* "you wanted to know."
"no! that is not what that means at ALL. that doesn't-"
"i asked question, you-"
"no, you're ridiculous." *look back to camera* "he cooks more, but you can also ask the fire department who sets off the alarm more. it's the same answer."
"the fire department came ONE time."
"yeah, and it's one more than i've ever had them called on me."
"yes, because your great love is the microwave and that-"
and the interviewer behind the camera just. really does not know where to jump in here because they are fully more focused on each other than actually. doing the interview.
"
shane coming home after hanging out with rose's gay friends, looking like a sad puppy: ilya...i don't think they liked me...they called me a cunt all evening
ilya, well versed in queer culture: sweetheart they said you were cunty which is very different i promise they loved you
cum cooling on his pec because he came hands free all over his chest like a good boy. wow