🪐sarah🌙

what up my name is jared(it’s not) i’m 28, she/her, and i never learned how to read. smol bean pan queen, pedro pascal gimme a shot. if you’re fascist or racist i’ll eat your dads ass while you watch me dom him. MDNI.

[waluigisdilfenergy]

miss the stars and the squid fishers 🙃🌸

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[mewnbuns]

half asleep morning sex that’s sooo lazy and slow, his hands hot beneath your shirt, your ass grinding back against him, his lips on your throat

[gothredy]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

Fuck me as hard as my anxiety does

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[segamascott]

you gotta break some eggs to get some broken eggs

[hornythougts]

As a chronic over-thinker, I like the idea of getting fucked so thoroughly that I can’t think anymore. For mental health reasons.

[winter-pear]

hope the pussy grips him in a way that freaks him the fuck out. hope he gets feverish when he gets a boner even

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[cryoculus]

him chuckling behind your ear and whispering “yeah? that good, baby?” when you start whimpering as he takes you from behind >>>

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating