Incoherent Babbling

The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and shout go white boy go | 24

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[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[kaninchen-reblogs]

I think this is the funniest fucking notifications I've ever gotten in Morrowind.

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[baileyschnapps]

brb going on a walk to clear my head

[catsruleokay]

[catsruleokay]

[valtsv]

i love symbolism so much i'm so glad we decided that things could be represented by other things and dedicated so much of our creativity to interpreting their meaning

[bassboost-r-us]

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[funnytwittertweets]

[hannahp0calypse]

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[300iqprower]

[andmaybegayer]

I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.

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[warrioreowynofrohan]

This always blows my mind. I’m trying to imagine Italian cuisine prior to tomatoes and I literally can’t. What did Dante eat? No idea.

[lord-king-saint]

[lord-king-saint]

[lord-king-saint]

seinfield but its set in brooklyn 2022

[seven-oh-four]

do you think people in the pokémon universe are pissed that rotom is no longer a legendary like people are pissed that pluto is no longer a planet and get into discourse about it

[old-hippies]

Vintage 1960s Tolkien flair

[witch-king-back-again-deactivat]

“sauron is alive in argentina”

[bugbeee]

SHES DEAD

[bugbeee]

Anyway donate to Mermaids, they’re currently in a legal battle with the UK charity commission to get the charitable status of the transphobic LGB Alliance revoked. From a legal standpoint, their goals are incompatible with the Charity Act 2011, and from a moral standpoint, they’re causing immeasurable harm to trans kids.

[carnival-phantasm]

Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob

[loststolenorstrayed]

@ask-monarchist

[ask-monarchist]

I- Is this not incredibly disrespectful?

[carnival-phantasm]

Nothing BUT respect for Velvet Mouth Lizzie, when the dentures go off the pants go DOWN!!

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