I'll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It

She/Her 100% mobile blog, sorry it looks like shit

[mustache-goat]

[demonius-darkblade]

Around 15,000 years ago we begin to see the first ‘wolf bimbofication’

[blease-deactivated20190729]

dhhfftyhhhjj screaming ! i love her

[nitrosplicer]

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

[jooby-s]

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

[sheep-venom]

is there a pride flag for people who pee their pants? 

[vodasodas]

yes

[sheep-venom]

Hey I’m really interested in the fact that you made a whole separate blog for this. You just made the funniest post on tumblr and u don’t even want credit for it?????

[waxworm-moved]

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

ok so we’ve established cowgoth but does hawaiian goth exist?? or touristy goth??

‘cause this is Florida but you know I consistently wear black and long sleeves, but i’ve also got that bit of color with the patterned button-up shirts and the cool sunglasses and maybe the occasional fanny pack idk…

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

this is ME. this is REAL. i’m makin it MAINSTREAM.

[andwoids]

RAMADAN AGAIN LADIES U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! i’m doing another Pay What You Want commission fundraiser!!!

this year’s funds will be going towards @e-seal‘s medical expenses and transition!!!

How It Works:

hit me up here (or on my main @lilstinky) with what you want!

send the amount of your choosing to venmo dot com/eseal or for non-americans: paypal dot me/ maxfarrell (tumblr’s weird abt links so if u need the actual url i can send it)

let me know once the payment is sent and then i’ll get started!

as with last year, all commissions will be drawn with full lineart and colouring! it doesnt matter if you send 5$ or 50$, all pieces will get the same love put into it!! 

also the same as last year: i’ll draw pretty much anything but due to the nature of the celebration, nothing nsfw

thank you for reading/sharing, I hope to hear from you!!

ramadan mubarak!!

[andwoids]

update just cuz i dont think tumblr edits posts that have already been reblogged but if you’re outside of america venmo doesn’t work so i added the paypal info as well!!!

[misterstevens]

2 rats (oil on panel 8″x8″)

redbubble!

[muckmead]

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[octobersend]

[silverjirachi]

uh…. oh…. UHHHHHHH

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[rifleweeb]

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable (2016)

[toytheatre]

Enesco Home Grown Series - Rutabaga Mouse

[homofungus-deactivated20190930]

r

ratabaga

[groundwater]

the FUNNIEST thing about the moomins is that the socialist magazine where tove jansson published some of her political cartoons stopped publishing her moomin comic strip because of what many readers perceived to be bourgeois sympathies in the character of moominpappa

[petewave]

[oak23]

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

[oak23]

I bought a cape because of this

[aujoule]

Anyone praising Harry Styles as the “King of Camp” for simply wearing a sheer blouse when Billy Porter was carried in on a liter by six men, all involved covered in gold, is blind and a fool