Turn Up For Down What

I eat fried okra with Oprah. You wanna fight about it?

[anxeious]

[kosmogrl]

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers

[bewbin]

still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?

[muffinrag]

[bewbin]

they just scooped a ice cream on new york city

[dogpuppy]

[leatherandmossprints]

‘Ariadne’ by John Lavery (1856-1941)

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[2fingerswhiskey]

[thisloveforyourmom]

you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

[thisloveforyourmom]

[byjove]

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.

[teamwaffle-o]

[erumelde]

[c-rowlesdraws]

mike’s hard lemonade this and that. what about mike’s soft lemonade. michael’s tender lemonade.

[gabeana]

“You’re acting weird” I’m running on like 2 cups of coffee and an egg white bro cut me some slack

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

me whenever i eat a crisp granny smith apple: we are cursed men miss turner

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him