The Girl with the Spray Bottle Tattoo

Hamburgian - 32 - she/her - krobro - master of bad puns - coordinator of tv productions - referee of quidditch - player of live action roleplay

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[incorrectdarmok]

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[badjokesbyjeff]

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

[dejaysus]

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

[sillyfairygarden]

couldnt get the thought of a mossy, spirit cat out of my head so i drew it after work :)

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

all these unfunny jokes about how german is such a hard and awful language >:(

well, can your language do this?

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

alle deutsche in den notes so

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[max-oats]

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

[max-oats]

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

[max-oats]

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

[max-oats]

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[visceralcoma]

I wonder if the Wolf Hunter thought he was going to a farm that grew elves.

[lilicohirukoma]

Godverdomme nu moet ik de Duitse en Franse taal zien voor de hele dag, dit zou als martelen moeten tellen

[breelandwalker]

May the Fourth Be With You

Don’t forget to wear glitter, take your meds, and practice self-care in honor of our dear departed Space Mom.

Blessed Be She Who Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

[accalialionheart]

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Bestie wake up it's der Maus ihr Geburtstag!!!

[waterberry-strawmelon]

NEVER forget our roots.

[moleshow]

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

[deathxtoxcapitalism]

cops defending coal mine get stuck in mud

Luetzerath, Germany

[scavengedluxury]

Mud wizard 1, cops 0

[dreadkithulhu]