Apparently I should title this

[nem23]

[cunked]

[fluoresensitive-deactivated2024]

You tell the pizza guy you don't have any money and want to pay in pussy and he just breaks down crying. You were his thirteenth job of the day, after also doing lyft and Doordarsh and task rabbit, and honestly like, the sentiment is nice, he WOULD like some intimacy (he's so tired by the end of the day, he can't even masturbate and anyways he feels so disconnected from his body, it's like a tool for capitalism and he struggles to view it as something capable of pleasure) but honestly, if you could PLEASE just give him $20 so he can afford something off the value menu at McDonald's. And you feel so miserable, like damn, you and the pizza guy end up splitting the pizza and just talking, and he tells you about his lifelong dream of taking up scuba diving and you tell him about your little etsy business that you do on top of your office job, and for a moment the human connection is enough for the both of you. Yall still fuck. Five stars, delivery driver was considerate, flexible and was open to pegging.

[ralfmaximus]

William Gibson could have written this in 1990.

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[targetedknowledge]

[despazito]

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[operating-potato]

I went on a walk outside today and saw a sparrow that was like

this round. very round.

[the-haiku-bot]

I went on a walk

outside today and saw a

sparrow that was like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[carnelianfoxx]

it’s been an honor serving with you all

[carnelianfoxx]

wait what the fuck

[catboybeebop]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[spicymochi]

These tiny cats are now sticker sheets in my shop!!

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[crazy-brazilian]

[pixelartpeach]

This did not brace me for the actual contents of the site

[prguitarman]

I looked up from my phone and saw this.

[prguitarman]

Backrooms (2026)

[dogpuppy]

[rosepaya]