Satan's Made: Sex Machine

Get in loser, we’re doing buttstuff

[porterdavis]

[mikeepoo]

It's time to start talking about kids being able to sue their parents for not protecting them. This has to be seen as child abuse.

[weaponized-tapeworms]

In other countries, it is.

[sebbydoesthings]

The “would you want Pokemon in real life” debate is STUPID!!! Obviously YES!

“Oh but they’d be so dangerous” WRONG! Play a pokemon game!!! The only time wild Pokemon ever cause real trouble is a) legends arceus but that’s definitely an outlier (and also only in dex entries), b) rogue megas in za, and c) IN THE WILD!!! There has NEVER been an example of a Pokemon causing real danger that isn’t simply a pokedex mention or legendary shenanigans that a ten year old solves in eight minutes. This is NOTHING.

“oh but like imagine if lions could shoot fire!!!” MY GUY that would effect like FOUR PEOPLE. And also this isn’t accounting for the fact that I can THROW a SOFTBALL at the LION and instantly become BEST FRIENDS.

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[muscle-sorcerer]

Assembled an outfit to be a minotaur at the renn faire and im fully considering wearing my nastypig harness with it

[weaponized-tapeworms]

As a rennie…do it

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[weaponized-tapeworms]

Shout out to my bestie who thought @were--ralph and I were the same person and I was just gaslighting them for like three years

[dailyquests]

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

[dailyquests]

In a Fight.

[nieyao]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

[adobe-outdesign]

🔍 Common name for Houndoom?

Houndoom? Don't be silly, that's just a

Also known as a

[romanceyourdemons]

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

[romanceyourdemons]

here she is!

[ID: a sculpture of a chinese cabbage carved from a piece of two-tone white-and-green jadeite, resting on an intricate wooden stand /end ID]

[gentle-hero-blog]

i love love love kraidley art so much and also this is all i can think of whenever i see it

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[mylifetherant]

Ancient history

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

You’ll never guess which came first

[archmagerykarr]

Testing out an apron on him and it's a rather ill-fitting one, don't you think?

[ammnontet]

hitchhiking

[catscatscatscatscatscatserybody]