Ignore me pls

Completely random posts from everywhere and nowhere

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other “secret” dashboards:

Posts from your “crushes”

“What you missed” (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

“Trending”

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.

[krakenartificer]

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

[weeducklett]

I was ready to fall for te Rick rolls. But alas.

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[kathaynesart]

You think the Hamato Clan would survive the Backrooms?

no

[siggiedraws]

31 Days of Sonic

Day 21 - Vacation

[hedgehogoftime]

D&D Classes Sources of magic

Wizards: College degree.

Bards: Pretty Privilege

Sorcerers: Results of pretty privilege.

Clerics: ~Jesus is a friend of mine!~

Warlocks: Discord Daddy's Sugar Kitten

Paladins: Weaponized Autism

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[krillenjoyer]

Coming back for the first time in ages to drop some afterlife angst

--> AKA Leo dies right after they fish him out of the prison dimension due to medical complications (EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY WAS BROKEN) and the rest of the family gets to grow up without him <333 Mikey dies at 36 after an incident with his mystic powers. He can't believe how small his big bro used to be.

[krillenjoyer]

Alt, happier ver.

[itz-pandora]

Vessel of Destiny,,,, wouuuu

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[rightdownright]

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

[wyrm-hoard]

X

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[ayakooooosstuff]

Redeemed Radio au! (Aka Redeemed alastor)

What if Alastor died after the battle with Adam from his wound while the Hotel is still under renovation

Leash partners(?) Pov?

Very long post lol. I have some more pages ready so I'll think when to post them :3

Note: i don't think I will be replying to asks abt this au with art very often, and well , i don't think it's going to have may updates. 3 is the max for now

Thank you so much💗 I hope you enjoyed this little thing!!!

Part2

[burkiningalerisi-deactivated202]

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA