[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[devilishdescent]

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you imagine this thing or being lived on earth 500miion years ago

[slunch]

[browningtons]

lmao bruh

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[fuckedelf]

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

literally every single tomodachi life screenshot i see has miis that look like either of these options and idk how to feel about this

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[dakynai]

Hi guys have Lum fanart

[oneheadtoanother]

[mymotorcyclediaries]

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]