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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#z-bars

ms-paints-sometimes

big fan of shows where it's just one person making it and playing every character. bonus points if the fandom ships them together despite technically all being the same guy

#i actually love these shows so much it’s insane #sanders sides #centricide #that one restaurant one #bistro huddy #gcu #grossi cinematic universe

lekitty

flyers @ pens round 1 game 1 | 04.18.26

#stuuuuuuuuu #he’s so beautiful #his mustache is so stutastic #stuart skinner #pittsburgh penguins

thatshadowgastwhore

My sister asking me things like “oh what are the new team names” and “when is the game you’re going to take me to next season” like hahahaha haha good question no one knows. Not a soul out there knows a name or a schedule or what’s going on and when and if there’s gonna be conferences or if it’s still a 4 team playoffs or who’s playing what. We’re flying by the seat of our pants here in pdub land

#yeah #pwhl #hockey

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

#those exact thoughts went through my head #this is silly

misa-misa-soup

horribly offbeat Kindy edit because I'm back from vacation

Ben Kindel (WHO'S THAT - Ikkimel)

#peakkkkkkk #ben kindel #pittsburgh penguins

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#the ship has never been in the same frame as eachother cause it’s just one guy changing shirts #gcu #this is silly

jaynejezebelle

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

#JAHAGHDHAHSHA I LOVE THISSKAAS #they’re all so peak #pwhl #professional womens hockey league #ottawa charge #new york sirens #seattle torrent #minnesota frost #montreal victoire #toronto sceptres #boston fleet #vancouver goldeneyes

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.