...these would be perfect for a children's hospital
Guys please we cant keep doing this
we can and we will š„°
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...these would be perfect for a children's hospital
Guys please we cant keep doing this
we can and we will š„°
Zod: Surrender, Kal-El, we have your son.
*Superman looks around the battlefield and sees Jon fighting side by side with Damian and Kon knocking down invaders with Tim*
Superman: I uh... I don't think you do. Can you describe him?
Zod: Dark hair. Really smiley.
Superman: That doesn't really help. Jon's over there and Kon, who's more like a little brother really, is back there so...
Zod: Which of your sons named himself after a Kryptonian god?
Superman: Oh, you mean Nightwing! He's not actually my son, he's actually... I hate to say this but you really messed up.
*ominous green glow appears from above, casting a bat-shaped shadow over Zod*
Batman: Where. Is. My. Son?
Itās been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.
I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday.Ā
Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
#you want to know a sentence that rewrote my brain:#most people have never been 20#more than half of humans ever born never made it to 20#which. is so crushingly sad to me i can't think about it for too long and also weirdly tempering when i'm angry at the state of the world#most people have never been 20! is it any wonder we're bad at being people sometimes! it's so new. we're young to it#anyway#i'm so stupidly grateful to live in the present and for modern medical technology (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
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Never Forget what Childhood Vaccines and Antibiotics have done.
The two most powerful words in the English language, owed entirely to the efficacy of vaccines, are thus;
āSmallpox was.ā
For most of history, smallpox was (!!!) the scourge that haunted human civilisations. We have evidence of smallpox from mummies c. 1350BCE in Egypt. Itās speculated to be one of causative agents of the Plague of Athens c. 430BCE. There were outbreaks of smallpox in Angola in 1484, in South Africa in 1731 that wiped out entire clans of Khoisan people. There was at least one major smallpox epidemic almost every decade across Europe.
Smallpox was transmitted by droplet/aerosol infection; it tore through even the smallest population centres. Typical smallpox incurred a blistering fever, raised pustules, debilitating joint and back pain; if you lived ā and that was a fat fucking if, as typical smallpox had a mortality rate of 30% ā youād have tell-tale pockmark scarring, and face stigma for the rest of your life. Some were left blinded.
The worst form of the disease was haemorrhagic smallpox; all the agony of typical smallpox, with the addition of skin haemorrhage and pinpoint haemorrhage in the spleen, liver, kidneys and gonads. Near-universally fatal, haemorrhagic smallpox made up 5-10% of all cases. Of this number, 72% were children.
The global smallpox vaccination campaigns of 1958 to 1977 were a monumental effort by the World Health Organization and its global associates, backed by incredibly diligent public health work and epidemiological monitoring.
Wherever there were outbreaks, there was herd immunisation. Health bodies campaigned tirelessly for the general population to be immunised. In the ā70s, a concerted effort was made by the WHO to ensure vaccines were administered in the most remote and vulnerable communities in the Horn of Africa, South Asia and the Pacific.
In 1980, the world was officially, finally free of one of itās oldest adversaries; universal vaccination had been achieved, and there was no population that could act as a reservoir for smallpox.
If mankind has only one great achievement, itās the smallpox vaccine; to date, smallpox is the only human disease to be completely eradicated.
After over two millennia of suffering, mass disability and death, humanity finally had the means to give one of itās biggest threats the biggest possible fuck you, and through scientific and public health collaboration, careful epidemiological monitoring and countless hours of on-the-ground vaccination efforts, managed to blot it from existence entirely.
Where there is vaccine coverage, childhood diseases with high morbidity and mortality rates like whooping cough, diphtheria, influenza B and have dropped.
We have vaccines for TB, another of our greatest and longest adversaries.
With enough effort to counter misinformation, more people fighting for vaccine equality, patent free medication for communicable disease, and universal vaccine coverage, and everyone making sure to keep up to date with their vaccinations, one day, we could be fortunate enough to be able to say;
āTuberculosis was.ā
āSmallpox was.ā
Fuck. That hit me hard.
death and the stars
I'm quite fond of the heroes of my field have slain one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you donāt understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosityās birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isnāt a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we canāt get to because itās name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
Thatās not sad, thatās awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CURIOSITY !!!!
Happy birthday Curiosity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
Happy Birthday, Curiousity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
HAPPY 20th ANNIVERSARY TO THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!! ššš
I really cannot put into words how much I love this show
"oohohoho there's no expectation of privacy in public ohohowhoho once you go in public you automatically consent to being filmed owohwofhohohoho it's not illegal to film people in public and put them online ohohooohohoo if you don't want to be filmed stay inside your house"
š£ļøYOU ARE THE PATSY OF A SURVEILLANCE STATE š£ļøYOU HAVE NORMALIZED NO EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY AND A CONSTANT EYE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES š£ļø THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE TO DO SHIT BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PHONE ARE DOING IT FOR THEMš£ļø "wow, this person at a protest is so cool, we have to find out who they ar-" SHUT YOUR MOUTH THE FUCK NOW š£ļø STOP FILMING PEOPLE AND PUTTING THEM ONLINE š£ļø PEOPLE DO NOT GO IN PUBLIC TO BE CONTENT š£ļø
you and me both, mr. funk
āClever girl.ā
This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know himš
representing well
I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the wordsĀ āVictorian manā all I could think of was this:
To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?
Sometimes Iām sad.
And then I remember that Bruce personally sewed Dickās first Robin costume.
And then Iām no longer sad.
KICK THE CAN!
Letās play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing