Local Weirdo :D

I have no idea what i'm doing, at all I'm on Tumblr specificaly to shout my thoughts into the Void, wanna join in?

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

Social anxiety Loophole!(maybe??)

For a few years now I’ve not been able to ride a bike in public (for reasons my brain refuses to explain but assures me are real) which is a bit of a pain in the ass as I live on the outskirts of a small town and it takes me about twenty minutes to even get to town let alone get groceries.

However! Recently my brain has started entertaining the cottagecore idea of biking into town to run some errands? And I don’t hate the idea???

I swear if pretty pictures of unobtainable slice of life fantasies is what saves my legs and back from this I will (probably not) Be so Mad(cuz honestly it would just make my life easier)

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

You know that post that’s like “Eldrich horrors see us as we see insects; insignificant but and to be killed at sight”

And Yeah, sure, the fucking fly that’s trying to steal my food straight from my mouth? That fucker is getting fucking killed

But this got me thinking That’s not the Only reaction people have to bugs, right?

So now I want to see:

• one Eldrich god seeing a unusual looking human and excitedly pointing it out to a friend

“Size of the humans this year,huh”

“Oh wow! Look at the colours on that one!”

• an old one try to softly shoo a human back out the window it came from

“Just kill it dude don’t waste time on this “

“It didn’t mean to come here, it just needs some help getting out again. I don’t want to kill it over a simple mistake”

“There are literally Billions of the damn things”

“Not in here”

• an elder god who is just completely Terrified of humans and actively panics at the mere sight of one (bonus points if this particular one has a cult following it)

• an old one up working late and noticing a human drawn to their Lamp of Esoteric Knowledge (TM) and turning it off to let the human find its way back to lights that actually help them, pausing for a moment to just listen to the sound of the night

• a human suddenly popping in to some realm of madness and freaking out over the emptiness or the impossible geometry or something, while the elder god who lives here frantically looks for a cup and something to slide under it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey. Things are going to get better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You cannot prevent it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have A Good Day, Bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

I keep getting shitty ads for some sort of wiccan/witch seminar or course or something (???) that has some of the most AI generated slop I've ever seen and that feels really counterproductive?!? Like if you now call yourself "Spiritual Witches" and say you "Praise the individual woman", why would you need the Mediocracy Machine?

I Know next to nothing of modern witches but this seems very offensive :/

If you can't conjure up some art and can't draw, store-bought (by artists) is fine.

Shit AI Vids of white women clearly ripping of Native American traditions is not.

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

You always think ”oh no I’m not gonna become one of Those children of divorce who say cliche things like: ”do we really have to bring your new girlfriend with us today” or ”I want him to be happy, but why does it have to be with Her?””

That is until you apparently can’t get some fun alone without dragging along people who CLEARLY Don’t care about whatever you’re doing but simply MUST Come With As it is well known to be illegal for a person to want to have some fun with people who actually care about them at which point the instinct to Smash Head With Rock becomes almost unbearable

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

It is so over.

It really only temporarily over

I’m completely screwed.

I’m just struggling, that’s normal

I can never learn anything ever!

I am already learning through this experience

I am unlovable…

Getting love and support as we speak

It’s useless to try again.

No it isn’t and even then

I will try again anyway!✨

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes are insane

"im on mobile" adblocking exists for mobile

"im broke :(" ADBLOCKING IS FREE

"im lazy" i truly sympathize with executive dysfunction, but this is one of those quality-of-life things you need to prioritize. 3 minutes of research/installation will save you a thousandfold in time and energy. it can even help with brain fog (most people don't realize how much mental energy ads actually steal)

"i like ads" my jaw is on the fucking floor. you chose to live in a sewer, yet you will never be a ninja nor a turtle. you do not have a warrior's heart.

[sickviking-fr]

"adblock exists for mobile"

"Adblock is free"

That doesn't sound real but okay.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*inhaling deeply and reminding myself that Shaking The Baby only endangers the baby, and does not assist it to learn or grow* in spite of everything there are beautiful and important truths within this world that you must learn, and i must help you to learn

[enby-opossum]

Adblock DNS is easy to install! Works for all phones! It works on most ads, but not video or tumblr.

Settings → Network → Private DNS, paste in dns.adguard.com

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️⬆️⬆️ Can confirm, I use this method (alongside others) on android. for iOS the steps are different (and it may be easier to install the AdGuard DNS app instead)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the above will decrease the amount of ads you see system-wide. however: hands down the BEST ANDROID ADBLOCKING feature is the ability to install Firefox with uBlock Origin enabled.

Install Firefox -> Settings -> Extensions -> uBlock Origin

this only blocks browser ads, but HOLY SHIT does that matter if you try browsing websites over apps when possible. which you should bc it's awesome and gives you SO much more control. E.g. blocks youtube.com ads and you can play videos in the background. works with spotify.com too

Pro tip: toggle on 'Desktop site' to avoid mobile sites that are purposely designed to bully you into using the app. Desktop mode fixes a surprising number of problems

Note: for iOS users this isn't possible bc Apple hates your guts, but there are other browser options with built-in adblocking.

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[homunculus-argument]

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

Logically I strongly agree with things like ethics and such things and I understand why we can’t do this stuff anymore…

But in my heart I know I would have absolutely

Loved

Watching Blood sports <3

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

If there is ONE Thing reading an absurd amount of fairytales as a child and adult it’s

If you do make a deal with someone who wants something in exchange for an act you think is “impossible”

You’d better be ready to hold your end of the bargain when the impossible is suddenly possible

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

If there’s two things reading an absurd amount of fairytales taught me it’s be careful to not be even slightly rude cause it’s only a matter of time before you piss of a fairy/witch/troll

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

And if there is three things reading an absurd amount of fairytales taught me it’s that

If an animal suddenly starts talking to you you either have to do exactly as they say or the complete opposite or you will promptly die right then and there on the spot

(I presume this was a common occurrence back in the days given how important it was to teach this to children as soon as possible)

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

If there is ONE Thing reading an absurd amount of fairytales as a child and adult it’s

If you do make a deal with someone who wants something in exchange for an act you think is “impossible”

You’d better be ready to hold your end of the bargain when the impossible is suddenly possible

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

If there’s two things reading an absurd amount of fairytales taught me it’s be careful to not be even slightly rude cause it’s only a matter of time before you piss of a fairy/witch/troll

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

If there is ONE Thing reading an absurd amount of fairytales as a child and adult taught me it’s

If you do make a deal with someone who wants something in exchange for an act you think is “impossible”

You’d better be ready to hold your end of the bargain when the impossible is suddenly possible

[de-activated-offical]

I don't CARE if people are getting hurt. You. Need. To. Commit.

[de-activated-offical]

I cannot stress enough that this post is about the bit and literally nothing else.

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

The only committed relationship I need tbh

[de-activated-offical]

“Sleep like a baby,” is such a stupid fucking phrase, considering that it's a known stereotype that babies fucking SUCK at sleeping.

[weirdness-and-whatnots]

Apparently one of the only times I actually got a full nights sleep as a baby was during a (mild) earthquake •-•

Because that’s obviously the best circumstance…