[omtai]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

[noion-art]

Garlic Bread

[girlballs-archive]

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

[girlballs-archive]

[moth-sothoth]

Nessy shows up in h2g2 call that hitchhikers guide to the Gaelic sea

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[punkartwantstew]

I would love one of these to drink during D&D campaigns. Y'know, to set the vibe

[marisatomay]

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[rongzhi]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

When it rains, it pours….

[lancaume]

I love you. Most ardently

[lizardsfromspace]

People are dunking on Guillermo del Toro's new Pinocchio film bc it's set in fascist Italy and like…they're baffled by the idea of Guillermo del Toro making a fairy tale intercut with real historic horrors…? They think it's inherently laughable as a concept?

Read an interview where he said “All you need to be human is to really behave like one, you know? I have never believed that transformation [should] be demanded to gain love” and "The virtue Pinocchio has is to disobey. At a time when everybody else behaves as a puppet—he doesn’t" and those are the most Guillermo del Toro things I've ever heard. This is who he is friends, and it rules

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

no one tell them abt el laberinto del fauno

[dankmemeuniversity]

[penismage]

[lord-raccoon]

one hell of a rude awakening this morning

[rthstewart]

they’d been sawing that thing to pieces and that raccoon still slept through it.

[crazy-brazilian]

[kalofi]

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

[kalofi]

asked my dad too