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[onrtrp]

the set of ships is nonempty and finite

(any reasonable notion of) size induces a total order on the set of equivalence classes of ships of the same size

every nonempty finite total order has a maximum

there exists a ship that is no smaller than any other ship

QED

[fadeintoyou1993]

i miss her so fucking bad who else was saying this to her taxidermied dead ass twin brother and the possessed absorbed triplet julian blossom doll

[thew1tchinghours]

Sometimes tv shows will realize they don’t have any/enough queer rep so they’ll add in like “oh blorbo bleebus was actually bisexual the whole time” and it doesn’t make sense or feels inconsequential. But when Riverdale reveals that blorbo bleebus was bisexual the whole time it’s just. Of course he is. The pieces of the Puzzle. are finally in place

[kieranculkn]

HELPPPSJFSJFJS

[doctorcurdlejr]

Anybody notice how society fell apart after Riverdale stopped airing

[baldgonia]

guy who has seen 1 tv show: riverdale is the greatest show ever made

guy who has seen 100 tv shows: ugh that awful CW teen slop. so cringe

guy who has seen 1000 tv shows: riverdale is the greatest show ever made

[leorioe]

riverdale is the greatest show of all time. when betty is feeling evil she puts on party city wig. there’s a school where everyone dresses like they’re in grease. cheryl thinks she’s in a gothic horror instead of a cw teen drama. there’s a drug called jingle jangle. they were in that writers room channeling the divine

[bleachersgirl]

[moistvonlipwig]

here is what i like about the performances of each of the five main actors on riverdale. i like that kj is trying very visibly hard to act and can't quite do it because that is so archie of him. i like that camila delivers all of her lines completely earnestly and without a trace of ironic self-awareness. i like that cole either can't act or is doing an elaborate bit and it's impossible to tell either way which is so juggy of him. i like that lili plays betty like a real person and not a tv character which gets increasingly funny the more outlandish betty's life gets. and i like that madelaine delivers all of her lines as if she is being possessed by the riverdale writers to enact their strange divine vision

[kieranculkn]

god i love how cheryl & her mother talk. i would watch the gothic horrors of thornhill forever

[citrinegay]

one of my favorite plot beats in Riverdale is in s6 when Cheryl gets possessed by Abigail, her ancestor from the 1800s. And nobody notices bc Cheryl already acts like the main character in an old gothic novel. Abigail says shit like “oh my beloved Toni, what for ails your weeping heart” and Toni just answers without a beat because that’s exactly how Cheryl would ask that. She tries to poison Betty Jughead and Archie and they’re just like “Huh! Guess she’s in a mood again. Whatever. We should maybe look into that later.” It’s like she’s been preparing herself her whole life to be the perfect stealth vessel for her tragic murderess lesbian witch ancestor. Character of all time.

[baldgonia]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

[solitairians]

I think in most fandoms there's maybe one or two absolutely legendary posts (if any) but the riverdale fandom has produced at the very least 20 all-timers ranging from simply deeply iconic ("but you didnt want it archies dad!") to completely vocabulary altering ("we're friends with gay kevin"). my hypothesis for why the riverdale fandom is such an outlier is because being exposed to several seasons of riverdale's heavily stylised dialogue helps you hone the ability to conjure up sentences no person has ever thought of before, while the mere fact of being able to enjoy riverdale's writing style indicates most people who are big fans of the show and therefore involved with online discussions about it possess a natural predisposition towards enjoying seeing regular words in a completely bizarre order. and that's why "hiram is hiram forever" is forever

[solitairians]

some highlights. it's occurring to me that i dont know where 'lili reinhart was in hustlers' originated but if you have it please add

[nabakovian]

[moistvonlipwig]

they should've done a riverdale episode where cheryl hosts a party to show off her outfit and then veronica walks in with even fancier clothes + jewelry that she got from her friend katy keene and upstages cheryl making cheryl hopping mad and then cheryl gets a delivery from christine bior labeled 'almglocken' and she's like How delightsome! My very own almglocken! and starts wearing it around and everyone is like Cheryl that's a cowbell and she's like No you heathens this is an authentic christine bior almglocken. and everyone's like okay i guess but betty confronts her and says Cheryl that is a cowbell and you look stupid please take it off and cheryl says Well cousin since we're on the subject i've always thought your ponytail makes you look like a repressed serial killer. which is the thing betty is insecure about so she goes off to brood. meanwhile cheryl is starting to make cow puns every time she speaks she's like Hello veronica you're auditioning for the lead in moo-lin rouge i see and veronica is like Cheryl are you making cow puns because you're wearing a cowbell and cheryl is like How udderly ridiculous how many times do i have to tell you people it's not a cowbell it's an almglocken. then cheryl has a dream where she gets locked in the barn and taken to the market by her mother and slaughtered and turned into steak and served up to jason while we intercut with veronica singing dona dona at some sort of entertainment venue for reasons known only to veronica. then later that night jughead and tabitha hear a mysterious noise outside pop's and find cheryl eating grass and jughead is like Uhh cheryl why are you eating grass and she's like Jughead you are so STUPID i am returning to the ancestral blossom ways. Now mooo-ve out of my way. and then she turns into a cow.

and the next day tabitha is like Did cheryl actually turn into a cow last night or did i dream that and jughead is like Yeah or is that a movie we watched and then they get a call from betty who's like Guys i think cheryl is a cow now and she's on a rampage. and they rush to find cheryl who is eating all the grass in town and they're like We have to stop her or riverdale will lose its precious rivergrass. so they call archie and jughead makes him dress up as a toreador and wave a red cape at her which enrages cow!cheryl because she owns the color red and she merely loans it to archie's hair out of the goodness of her heart but now he is flaunting it so she charges at him and he uses a pitchfork to knock the cowbell off of her and she turns back into a human. and she tearfully awakens and hugs archie and says Thank you archiekins you saved me from my bovine fate just like my jj would have done. and veronica says I don't understand why did christine bior send you a cowbell that makes you turn into a cow. and betty says Actually it turns out the package wasn't from christine bior it was from cowstine bior. and everyone's like Cowstine bior?! and just then nana rose enters the room and says Oh is that the cowstine bior cowbell i ordered? I was wondering where that got to and cheryl says Nana rose you ordered this? For why? and nana rose says For the maple syrup cow of course and archie says The maple syrup cow? and nana rose says Yes child did you really think our special blossom maple syrup came just from trees? We infuse the sap with the maple milk from the maple syrup cow. I ordered that cowbell just for her and cheryl says But the package said it was for cheryl blossom and nana rose says That's because the maple syrup cow's name is cheryl blossom. and toni says Why is the cow named cheryl blossom and cheryl says Dearest tt don't ask silly questions.....for what other name could the cow that enhances our maple syrup so be blessed with? and everyone is like True enough. and then there's a knock at the door and it's the mailman and the mailman says Delivery for cheryl blossom and it's the same packaging as before and cheryl looks inside and says How delightsome! My very own christine bior nose ring! and everyone says Cheryl NO and lunges to stop her from putting it on.

and then jughead steps out of the narrative and turns to the camera and says Well i think we all learned a valuable lesson today didn't we? Be careful what you put around your neck...you never know what you'll become. I'll see you next week, but for now, good night. and then he drinks from a glass of milk and it gives him a milk mustache and he winks at the camera. end of episode

[kitschyfemme]

the reason jughead is a master queerbaiter is because his dad was the bitch from scream so it runs in the family its like bettys serial killer gene

[bloodsportified]

we used to have archie kissing drag queens on tv and now what do we have. nothing.