Real Texas Burgers

This blog is in fact run by a Texan. Yes I have eaten Whataburger before. No, I don't work tthere. This is a silly blog, not actual whataburger. Blog uses he/they/she [Please keep things sfw or tag if they aren't! Mod is a minor, y'all.]

[real-british-empire]

what are the lore implications of the evolving britain and whataburger yaoi

There is no yaoi.

@whataburger-unofficial look at this.

There is NO yaoi to be found here.

[whataburger-unofficial]

I- I don't post for a few months and this happens? What have they done to this lovely corporation!? And with the british, no less?

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[k-f-c-official]

either icecream or just some type of cheese—feta fries, parmesan fries, idc ill eat em up

[whataburger-unofficial]

Ketchup doesn't exist anymore? Thank fuck! I'm eating those things plain!

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

are any of the gimmick blogs lawyers i need one i got a firehouse sub today and didnt get one of those long ass pickles

[whataburger-unofficial]

I can put on a silly costume and be very convincing!

[olive-garden-official]

Today only! Nuclear Blue Miku Ramen Soup.

[whataburger-unofficial]

I'll take your whole stock!

[whataburger-unofficial]

Whataburger is pleased to announce new locations in:

Raleigh, North Carolina

Durham, North Carolina

Cary, North Carolina

Ohio

Nashville, Tennesee

Hell

Point Nemo

Your house

Yes your house

It's ours now

Sorry for the inconvinence

Greenville, South Carolina

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

Pizza quest*

Not actually a quest. The blue corpo/restuaraunt blogs seem to be starting some kind of gang. Perhaps blogs of other colors would like to start one as well?

[whataburger-unofficial]

Red restaurant blog club?

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I would love to join the red restaurant blog club

Although Whataburger, aren’t you orange?

[whataburger-unofficial]

Hey don't look at that! I'm red! Trust me!

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

Pizza quest*

Not actually a quest. The blue corpo/restuaraunt blogs seem to be starting some kind of gang. Perhaps blogs of other colors would like to start one as well?

[whataburger-unofficial]

Red restaurant blog club?

[asideblogofyours]

there

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once

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was

[shot--star]

a

[05-council-unofficial]

ship

[welcome-to-mcdonaldss]

that

[zotap]

put

[scp-head-canons]

to

[reverse-text-pro]

aes

[ianhoolihandeluxe-deactivated20]

the

[lorelibrarianlizbit]

name

[main-non-blog]

of

[side-non-blog]

the

[main-blogg]

ship

[the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats]

Was

[theetherealraphael]

the

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name

[shiningnightstars]

of

[anton-exe]

a

[gaia-is-here-now]

bee

[galladegamer]

should

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not

[the-porn-ominous-threat]

try

[scp-slenderman]

without

[taerht-suonimo]

em

[soup-lover42]

golden

[usernameichoseonawhim]

(Still to the tune of wellerenan) What the fuck happened here (hey!)

[walmart-the-official]

soon

[the-last-ominous-threat]

may

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

the

[the-list-of-real-ominous-threats]

Watermelon

[gimmick-breaker-detector]

Vibe

[intothegimmickverseofficial]

Without

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Th

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

Sugar

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

honey

[undeniably-chevron]

or pie

[whataburger-unofficial]

One

[totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

New picrew chain! link

tagging: @partycityistotallyofficailguy @definitely-spirit-halloween @firehouse-subs-fr @totally-ikea @the-real-google @totally-bing @mcdonlads-official @firefox-official @claires-unofficial @walmart-the-official and all who see this/want to join.

[walmart-the-official]

who the fuck is this dork (they're having a great time no matter what its face says)

thank you for the tag! @whataburger-unofficial @autism-speaks-real @barnes-and-noble-official @yandex-search-fr @gb-tesco-official @totally-official-goodwill @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo and open tags

[whataburger-unofficial]

Ooo! A tag!

(not sure who's been tagged yet) @wendys-unofficial @burgerking-official (anyone else too!)

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[prettiboifloyd]

dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble

[barnes-and-noble-official]

starting rumors about my me. smh

[whataburger-unofficial]

Rumors? These sound like legitimate names!

[barnes-and-noble-official]

they do don’t they?…….

how scary is that.

[whataburger-unofficial]

😀

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[prettiboifloyd]

dave “mike” benjamin barnes and buster “ike” jerry noble

[barnes-and-noble-official]

starting rumors about my me. smh

[whataburger-unofficial]

Rumors? These sound like legitimate names!

[realgoogledocs]

Hello

Okay so like I'm new to this gimmick blog thing but I feel obligated to declare this a parody account

Pronouns: she/her

I'm a minor

I'm still trying new crap but as of now I shall

-shitpost

-'document' random posts I see

-shitpost

Anyway if any corp blog sees this, I'm desperately tryna get on that side of tumblr so hello :)

[whataburger-unofficial]

Google Docs‽ On Tumblr‽ Inconceivable!

[wendys-unofficial]

I found you on my feed btw so I'm 90% sure you might no longer be shadowbanned

- @burger-king-unofficial

NO WAY WAIT REALLY hang on i gotta test this

[wendys-unofficial]

Im not showing up in reblogs under posts so i doubt it 💔

[whataburger-unofficial]

You don't show up in search results for users still. 😭

[whataburger-unofficial]

Hey guys! I ordered a bunch of boxes of these snack boxes for everyone!

Which flavor are you grabbing? We need to make sure we get the right ratio with how many of each are in the box!

Orange crackers with peanut butter (50%)

Normal peanut butter crackers (25%)

Cream cheese and chives crackers (25%)

Voting ended onFeb 29, 2024

[realsafari]

reblog to scare Matt

(im trans. go ahead, nuke me. i have enough followers and the entire gimmickverse on my side. theyll know what happened.)

@photomatt

i will literally blow up your car if you keep harming us.

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

Pizza quest 3

Choose something that would be objectively terrible as a pizza topping and attempt to create a delicious pizza using it. Worth 9 pizza points.

[whataburger-unofficial]

...rosin?

[whataburger-unofficial]

Texas Temperature for late February!

Austin: 81°F or 27°C

San Antonio: 82°F or 28°C

Dallas: 86°F or 30°C

El Paso: 81°F or 27°C

[bluebeetletedkord]

It was 94°F or 34°C in Dallas today (26 Feb, 2024). A new record high for this date. The previous record was 90°F set in 1917.