Zotap

[zotap]

I made a song :D it's my first. Do you guys like it?

[artisticapparitions]

Should I draw the four horsemen of tumblr?

Though it’s hard to limit to just hour- we have the haiku bot, @were--ralph, @pukicho , @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, @one-time-i-dreamt, and many others. Reblog and tag more tumblr horseman candidates. Please.

The ones with the most tags will become the horsemen of tumblr apocalypse

[one-time-i-dreamt]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[iamtiredofyourhorror]

@i-am-a-fish @i-am-a-snom

[artisticapparitions]

I like this idea a lot actually. In no particular order:

Also note I know nothing about tarot cards. I don’t believe in them- but they are aesthetically pleasing lots of the time so I’m cool with this. Also persona uses them and I’m a geek so my brain shouted persona at me.

1- @were--ralph

2- @one-time-i-dreamt

3- @neil-gaiman

4- @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

5- @pukicho

6- @i-am-a-fish

7- @the-haiku-bot

8- @theshitpostcalligrapher

9- @entities-of-posts

10- @i-am-a-snom

11- @hellsitegenetics

12- @sexygaywizard

13- @badjokesbyjeff

14- @just-shower-thoughts

15- @evilwizard

16- @wizardsisananimal

17- @wizardpotions

18- @cryptotheism

19- @writing-prompt-s

20- @hellsite-hall-of-fame

21- @derinthescarletpescatarian

22- @the-gnomish-bastard

Extra- the knitter? Pretty please

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You misspelled carrot cards

[good-wizard]

YES GNOMIE GET ON THEM CARROT CARDS

[lord-hunkyhair]

if @hellsite-hall-of-fame is on there you gotta add @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

OMG YES PLEASE

make us the lovers it feels obvious

[artisticapparitions]

That’s the plan!!! How shall I draw you? Pronouns and such aren’t in your bios and I want to be accurate 🥰

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

ah!! we’re typically depicted as shadowy figures wearing cloaks, with her having a blue cloak and me having a purple one

we’re both women also if that helps! but ultimately it’s what you want!! you have full creative freedom here!!

[artisticapparitions]

Here is the Hellsite tarot card line up- I’ll update it but I need suggestions.

The fool - @pukicho

The magician

The priestess

The empress

The emporer

The hierophat

The lovers - @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend power duo

The chariot

Streangth

The hermit - @the-gnomish-bastard

Wheel of fortune

Justice

Hanged man

Death

Temperance

The Devil

The tower - @entities-of-posts because they fit the vibe

The star

The moon

The sun

Judgement

The world

[top-secret-replier]

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

(however i'll let it slide if you add me)

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Replies are not turned off you're just weak

[zotap]

the sun is @i-am-a-fish

[pixelatedvoid]

“MDNI!!‼️‼️‼️” *interacts with minors*

[shot--star]

wait that M means minors? thought it meant Men

[pixelatedvoid]

Mdni = minors do not interact

Idk if some people use it as men instead of minors

[zotap]

tbh "Men Do Not Interact" is fuckin hilarious. like "fuck off, you cause me enough problems"

[staffs-secret-blog]

you want problems?

tell me why the search function is so difficult to get a hang of?

Stupid question

It's difficult because it doesn't work

[shot--star]

it does for me!

[zotap]

burn the witch

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[yahooo-official]

no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[staffs-secret-blog]

Nope I'm Staff

[zotap]

I'm @pukicho 's child

[staffs-secret-blog]

I think today's a good day to add unskippable adds to tumblr with everyone distracted by the eclipse

[zotap]

bitch

[fake-dr-bright-list]

The alternates from The Mandela Catalogue are not SCPs

1. SCP-096 is not an alternate

2. SCP-079 is not The Intruder

[zotap]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i kinda wanna delete the archive blog tbh idk if i can maintain it im sorry ToT

~ @shakespeareofficialaccount

don’t be sorry u have nothing to be sorry for

I’m fine either way but u already r handling a lot and if it’s too much for u then dont

take care of urself first priority

[thegimmickarchive]

nope, zotap gave me a pretty good idea! i have some mods now :)

[zotap]

You're welcome

[i-am-a-fish]

I've spent the last hour scrolling tumblr in bed, searching for that *one* really good post before I close the app and fall asleep. but I think what I really want is for someone to hold me

[zotap]

I'm cuddling my pillows and we're being cuddled by my blanket

[mistchievous]

How intimidating do you find prev on a scale of 0-10?

Zero

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4

5

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9

10

I have never seen prev before in my life.

Voting ended onMay 18, 2024

[llamaificator]

ten

[its-target-official]

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING

WHAT AM I DOING

[walmart-the-official]

3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would

[its-target-official]

Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME

[walmart-the-official]

WAIT WHAT REALLY

[its-target-official]

YES???

[walmart-the-official]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT

[loulooser]

9

[walmart-the-official]

Wha

[dillgal-deactivated20240707]

0

[walmart-the-official]

I need to get creepier :/

[zotap]

@ atheist threats you're a 2

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

:(.

quite contradicting with what i'm told by some people irl. they're scared of me, so they say. bc apparently i am scary.

[mistchievous]

How intimidating do you find prev on a scale of 0-10?

Zero

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

I have never seen prev before in my life.

Voting ended onMay 18, 2024

[llamaificator]

ten

[its-target-official]

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING

WHAT AM I DOING

[walmart-the-official]

3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would

[its-target-official]

Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME

[walmart-the-official]

WAIT WHAT REALLY

[its-target-official]

YES???

[walmart-the-official]

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT

[loulooser]

9

[walmart-the-official]

Wha

[dillgal-deactivated20240707]

0

[walmart-the-official]

I need to get creepier :/

[zotap]

@ atheist threats you're a 2

[totally-bing]

meow :3

furry

[important-question-anon]

whats it to you

[totally-bing]

just making sure everybody knows

[jorb2]

what like you need to point to a stop sign and announce that it is to everyone? everyone can see it

[totally-bing]

ignoring you

[zotap]

I'm on your side

[i-am-a-fish]

ok so math problem , let's say you have a box that is exactly big enough to hold one head of lettuce no more no less it is exactly big enough to hold exactly one head of lettuce and nothing more

okay so how many lettuce head can fit in the box show your work and no calculatorsI'll know if you use a calculator

[foxes54321]

none

[i-am-a-fish]

exploaes you with my mind

[i-am-a-fish]

just kidding i can't do that also that would be really mean. this is just a post for fun. im sorry

[zotap]

nobody forgives you without a hug

[i-am-a-fish]

boomerangs really just come back when you throw them and everybody is okay with it nobody has any questions

[zotap]

my question is. can we be friendss

[the-real-google]

For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands

[the-real-google]

Oh thanks Tumblr for flagging this as mature. Big fan.

[zotap]

Tumblr I get trauma for mature things but even I was smiling after reading this shit the fuck up @staff

[totally-bing]

Are catboys contagious? What to do if licked by catboy? How to tell if infected with catboy? How to quarantine yourself if infected by catboy? Do catboy quarantines work? - @unofficialweezerbrandaccount

bing search history:

yes, catboys are horrifically contagious.

scream and cry.

you begin purring when excited and want to bite people at the thought of them touching your stomach, which you imagine often.

chastity cage, and then buy a large animal carrier to place yourself inside.

never.

[femboy-totally-bing]

did somebody say catboy :3??

[totally-bing]

god fucking damnit bend over so i call rail you in front of thousands of people or leave me alone

[femboy-totally-bing]

uh. okay :3

[totally-bing]

perfect now hold still while i line up my railgun

[femboy-totally-bing]

well now I changed my mind

[totally-bing]

fucking cuck make up your mind

[femboy-totally-bing]

well you didn’t clarify what kind of railing

[totally-bing]

how am i supposed to be at fault for your own misunderstanding

[femboy-totally-bing]

be more specific next time

[totally-bing]

you need to get better at context clues

[femboy-totally-bing]

nuh uh

[totally-bing]

yuh huh

[femboy-totally-bing]

nuh uh

[totally-bing]

yuh huh

[femboy-totally-bing]

nuh uh 🖕

[deactivated-blog]

I agree with femboy bing .

nuh uh

[official-denmark]

I agree with regular bing .

yuh uh

[zotap]

I agree with the good bing

[internal-organ-stealer]

btw i do free top surgery

[zotap]

hell yeah boo, let me in