I made a song :D it's my first. Do you guys like it?
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@zotap
I made a song :D it's my first. Do you guys like it?
Should I draw the four horsemen of tumblr?
Though it’s hard to limit to just hour- we have the haiku bot, @were--ralph, @pukicho , @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, @one-time-i-dreamt, and many others. Reblog and tag more tumblr horseman candidates. Please.
The ones with the most tags will become the horsemen of tumblr apocalypse
@one-time-i-dreamt
@i-am-a-fish @i-am-a-snom
I like this idea a lot actually. In no particular order:
Also note I know nothing about tarot cards. I don’t believe in them- but they are aesthetically pleasing lots of the time so I’m cool with this. Also persona uses them and I’m a geek so my brain shouted persona at me.
1- @were--ralph
2- @one-time-i-dreamt
3- @neil-gaiman
4- @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
5- @pukicho
6- @i-am-a-fish
7- @the-haiku-bot
8- @theshitpostcalligrapher
9- @entities-of-posts
10- @i-am-a-snom
11- @hellsitegenetics
12- @sexygaywizard
13- @badjokesbyjeff
14- @just-shower-thoughts
15- @evilwizard
16- @wizardsisananimal
17- @wizardpotions
18- @cryptotheism
19- @writing-prompt-s
20- @hellsite-hall-of-fame
21- @derinthescarletpescatarian
22- @the-gnomish-bastard
Extra- the knitter? Pretty please
You misspelled carrot cards
YES GNOMIE GET ON THEM CARROT CARDS
if @hellsite-hall-of-fame is on there you gotta add @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend
OMG YES PLEASE
make us the lovers it feels obvious
That’s the plan!!! How shall I draw you? Pronouns and such aren’t in your bios and I want to be accurate 🥰
ah!! we’re typically depicted as shadowy figures wearing cloaks, with her having a blue cloak and me having a purple one
we’re both women also if that helps! but ultimately it’s what you want!! you have full creative freedom here!!
Here is the Hellsite tarot card line up- I’ll update it but I need suggestions.
The fool - @pukicho
The magician
The priestess
The empress
The emporer
The hierophat
The lovers - @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend power duo
The chariot
Streangth
The hermit - @the-gnomish-bastard
Wheel of fortune
Justice
Hanged man
Death
Temperance
The Devil
The tower - @entities-of-posts because they fit the vibe
The star
The moon
The sun
Judgement
The world
hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!
REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:
(however i'll let it slide if you add me)
Replies are not turned off you're just weak
the sun is @i-am-a-fish
“MDNI!!‼️‼️‼️” *interacts with minors*
wait that M means minors? thought it meant Men
Mdni = minors do not interact
Idk if some people use it as men instead of minors
tbh "Men Do Not Interact" is fuckin hilarious. like "fuck off, you cause me enough problems"
you want problems?
tell me why the search function is so difficult to get a hang of?
Stupid question
It's difficult because it doesn't work
it does for me!
burn the witch
WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE
no im a search engibe
no im not im a grocery store
No I’m a shit music platform
No I'm an online game
NO IM A COUNTRY
Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry
no im a fanfic website
Nope I'm Staff
I'm @pukicho 's child
I think today's a good day to add unskippable adds to tumblr with everyone distracted by the eclipse
bitch
The alternates from The Mandela Catalogue are not SCPs
1. SCP-096 is not an alternate
2. SCP-079 is not The Intruder
For now
i kinda wanna delete the archive blog tbh idk if i can maintain it im sorry ToT
~ @shakespeareofficialaccount
don’t be sorry u have nothing to be sorry for
I’m fine either way but u already r handling a lot and if it’s too much for u then dont
take care of urself first priority
nope, zotap gave me a pretty good idea! i have some mods now :)
You're welcome
I've spent the last hour scrolling tumblr in bed, searching for that *one* really good post before I close the app and fall asleep. but I think what I really want is for someone to hold me
I'm cuddling my pillows and we're being cuddled by my blanket
How intimidating do you find prev on a scale of 0-10?
Zero
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10
I have never seen prev before in my life.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING
WHAT AM I DOING
3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would
Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME
WAIT WHAT REALLY
YES???
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT
I need to get creepier :/
@ atheist threats you're a 2
:(.
quite contradicting with what i'm told by some people irl. they're scared of me, so they say. bc apparently i am scary.
How intimidating do you find prev on a scale of 0-10?
Zero
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
I have never seen prev before in my life.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING
WHAT AM I DOING
3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would
Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME
WAIT WHAT REALLY
YES???
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT
I need to get creepier :/
@ atheist threats you're a 2
meow :3
furry
whats it to you
just making sure everybody knows
what like you need to point to a stop sign and announce that it is to everyone? everyone can see it
ignoring you
I'm on your side
ok so math problem , let's say you have a box that is exactly big enough to hold one head of lettuce no more no less it is exactly big enough to hold exactly one head of lettuce and nothing more
okay so how many lettuce head can fit in the box show your work and no calculatorsI'll know if you use a calculator
none
exploaes you with my mind
just kidding i can't do that also that would be really mean. this is just a post for fun. im sorry
nobody forgives you without a hug
boomerangs really just come back when you throw them and everybody is okay with it nobody has any questions
my question is. can we be friendss
For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands
Oh thanks Tumblr for flagging this as mature. Big fan.
Tumblr I get trauma for mature things but even I was smiling after reading this shit the fuck up @staff
Are catboys contagious? What to do if licked by catboy? How to tell if infected with catboy? How to quarantine yourself if infected by catboy? Do catboy quarantines work? - @unofficialweezerbrandaccount
bing search history:
yes, catboys are horrifically contagious.
scream and cry.
you begin purring when excited and want to bite people at the thought of them touching your stomach, which you imagine often.
chastity cage, and then buy a large animal carrier to place yourself inside.
never.
did somebody say catboy :3??
god fucking damnit bend over so i call rail you in front of thousands of people or leave me alone
uh. okay :3
perfect now hold still while i line up my railgun
well now I changed my mind
fucking cuck make up your mind
well you didn’t clarify what kind of railing
how am i supposed to be at fault for your own misunderstanding
be more specific next time
you need to get better at context clues
nuh uh
yuh huh
nuh uh
yuh huh
nuh uh 🖕
I agree with femboy bing .
nuh uh
I agree with regular bing .
yuh uh
I agree with the good bing
btw i do free top surgery
hell yeah boo, let me in